"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
'wha'
"look honey Ise is awake."
"He might be hungry."
"Hahahaha seems fine now hat we fed him doesn't he."
"Yup yup, look his going back to sleep now, what a lazy baby."
'what...'
"We should quicly leaves before he wakes up then."
"Alright then, nighty night Issei." Then the two left the room.
'what... issei, no my name is... eh. um what was my name again'
'Okay calm down... me... um he said issei right, alrighy then calm daown issei'
as issei was trying to calm dwon he noticed something off about his stiuation.
'Okay, okay i was hit by the the almighty Truck-sama and... died right if so how am i alive'
'nono thats not it, but i must pray to the almighy Truck-sama. What god shumck i only believe in Truck-sama now.'
'nono im getting of track again, heh getting off track, get it. it's because... damn it i can't focus.'
'RIGHT, that man called me issei, where have i heard that name before... um red dragon, oppai, issei.... hehehehehehe, no way right, right.'
'there is no way i reincarated as him right, i did, didn't i'
'The number one pervert with an obession with oppai, but never got laid, why god, why. Tuck-sama would never do this to me... so.... so.... DAMN IIIIIIIIIIIIT, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE I CAN'T GET LAID'
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
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(1 Year later)
It took months before Issei could accept one fact, issei never got laid but had women all over all the time. When he finally accepted that he is now issei he made one single vow. Not to be the strongest, after all he has the boosted gear, not to be the smartest, he would always fail at that, not to be the bravest, as he is a coward, not to be the coolest he does not need fan-girls though they would be nice. No all he wanted was one thing, to lose his goddammed virginity.
Fuck being the good guy issei was, fuck being really strong and still not get laid, fuck his humanity where he would die in a century and leave all those girls without his dick, fuck morals, he is not going to be human why follow their rules.
In one year issei collected his thoughts, compossed himself and on his first birthday he had decided, no matter what i am going to lose my virginity in this lifetime. This is all thanks to Truck-sama, i can't let him down.
"Ise."
"Yes mum."
"Why are you praying to the toy truck you just got."
Issei stod up startled, turned around and bowed to his mother.
"Your right, how could i forget to make the shrine and burn some incense for the great Truck-sama" Issei shouted while face palming, before rushing to go bulid a shrine for Truck-sama.
"..."
"..."
This is how issei went on to build a shrine in honour for the almighty Truck-sama.