It's Playtime

(MC POV)

"I will not. Kiss. A. Guy," I protested, shaking my rolled-up script at the three idol members in front of me. Kiyomi was absent due to handling some backstage stuff.

"You don't actually have to kiss him," The slime girl informed exasperatedly. "Just pretending is enough. Acting is your strong suit isn't it?"

"Acting or no, I am against making kissy faces to someone of my gender."

"Come oooon!" The nekomata pleaded. "Do you knyow how hard it is to get the other person to agree to be your partner?"

I crossed my arms, "No, and frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

The Ryu girl scoffed, "Well we've already reached this stage, it's too late to back out now. I say just do whatever you feel you can do. I'm sure the other actor can improv if need be."

I raised my eyebrow, "So you got another professional in this quaint little town? How convenient."

All of them just smiled at me without answering.