He's Still A Yandere

(Brendan POV)

It would not be an exaggeration for me to say that this was the best day of my life so far.

I got to camp out with Master with just the two of us and I was having the time of my life as Master was giving me His full attention right now.

There was nothing around except for the wind, the sky, and the campfire in front of us.

And yet…

"Hand over your valuables and we might even leave you in one piece!"

Why do these useless pieces of trash and absolute wastes of space have to come here and interrupt our time together?! Have they never died before?!

I turned to Master to see what He would do.

To my surprise, Master raised His hands in surrender and gestured for me to do the same.

"We're just travellers, gentlemen…" Master told them while trying to act as scared as possible. "We'll give you money… Just don't hurt us!"