Let me laugh

After reincarnating as Zhou Xuanji, the prince of an empire, he thought that he would be able to live a worry-free life of luxury. He did not expect to be involved in a rivalry with the Empress herself, who forced him to escape from the palace.
Yet to his surprise, the cheat program that he created in his previous life became reality in his current one.
When he turned two years old, he received the Crimson Dragon Sword, which contained the soul of a crimson dragon!
When he turned three, he received his second legendary sword!
He received a legendary sword once every year, to represent him growing older!
After living a hundred years, Zhou Xuanji adventured the world fearlessly with a hundred legendary swords!
Ten thousand years later, Zhou Xuanji shook the heavens with ten thousand legendary swords, ascending the throne of legends as the Sword Monarch!

I Have Countless Legendary Swords!

Zhou Xuanji instinctively touched his face; everything was good as long as his face was not destroyed.

Xian Xianghua got up close to him and raised his chin with her right index finger. "What a tender body you have. Very suitable to become my cauldron." She smiled charmingly.

Zhou Xuanji shuddered. He heard many rumors about this.

There were thousands of ways to cultivate in this world, and one of them was through sexual intercourse.

Becoming a cauldron was not as good as simultaneous cultivation. He would be drained dry.

But even if he was drained dry and died, it would feel really good, right?

Zhou Xuanji thought about it with naivety.

Xian Xianghua smiled, "My cauldron is really a cauldron. To heat you up like cauldron... Do you think it would feel good?"

This old woman can read minds?

When I Was Younger