Bath

Luffy sighed.

"What is this? I don't like this..."

He was surrounded by a bunch of naked men. When he said he wanted a bath, he didn't want it to turn out this way.

As a former European, this Japanese bath culture was new to him. In Europe, there were no such things as these huge baths to clean yourself. Either you had a swimming pool or you go to the beach. The best thing was all of those beauties that were with you, only with clothes they call 'swimsuit'. In the end, those swimsuits were another form of underwear.

Now he was stuck with a bunch of naked men. The beauties had their own room!

Sanji walked towards him and kneeled.

"Master," he said. "Thanks to you, I learned another important lesson."

Luffy pouted. This student of his made up his mind to take him as a master. He just ignored him.

"You are on another level! You not only catch all the ladies, you even transform the ugly ones into beauties!"

Sanji had fanaticism written all over his face.

"When I first saw Alvida, I respected her because she was a lady. But only you saw her true beauty! You trained her and now, she looks like a goddess! Such a foresight, you truly are my master!"

"Shut up, damn cook," Zoro interrupted him. Both of them started to fight.

Luffy walked towards a wall. He jumped up and looked at the other side. There he saw something interesting.

"Guys," he whispered towards the other men. "All those beauties on the other side are now without power. They all ate a Devil Fruit after all!"

The rest of the men frowned. After that, they smiled strangely.

On the other side of the bath, the girls were all in the water without clothes. All of them saw that a head popped up above the wall, but then they saw that it was their captain and they just ignored him.

"Girls," Baccarat said with excitement. "I think I've finally gathered enough luck for him to notice us!"

Baccarat was proud of herself. The others frowned at her.

"Do you mean Luffy sees us as women now?" Nami asked.

"Look at his face," Nojiko pointed at Luffy. "He looks at us with interest. Not the interest to train us, but the interest all those other fools have when they see us."

They nodded. But then they looked at each other with a serious expression.

"Who gets him?" They asked in unison.

"Of course he is mine," Alvida smiled with confidence. "I was the first he noticed as a woman. I'm miles ahead of you."

The others gritted their teeth. Alvida was really in front of them. They all underestimated her because she was too fat. Now she was their biggest rival.

"That's right," Baccarat just smiled. "You know, I think the girl who will be his wife needs a lot of luck..." She sighed. "I hope I have a lot of luck!"

The other women wanted to beat that woman up. Baccarat laughed and continued.

"In my home country, it wasn't unusual to have multiple partners. Women and men alike could have several, the only requirement was that the men were strong enough," she looked at the girls who weren't happy with this situation. "Should I call you sisters now?"

They saw that another head appeared above the wall. It was Sanji who had blood all over his face.

Back to the men.

Luffy was stupefied.

"Hey, were those girls always this beautiful?" He asked. His soul was from earth and his former planet had a lot of beauties. Now he was confronted with a bunch of anime girls and their unreasonable bodies. Those girls all had curves that defied physics!

Sanji nodded with a lewd grin. "Master, what you did to Alvida... It's a miracle!"

"Don't look at her, yo-" Luffy couldn't finish his sentence. Sanji was hit by a Hyper Beam attack. He hoped that his cook survived this. Alvida had her own little watchdog - Sanji was a fool to look at her!

King Cobra was on the wall, too. He looked a little bit like Sanji.

"Old geezer, you know that your naked daughter is in front of you..."

"I just don't have to look at her, right? I have to say, Luffy... It's an interesting crew you gathered there."

Usopp and even Zoro climbed up the wall. In the end, they were men, so they couldn't fight that temptation.

"Kaya is more beautiful... Kaya is more beautiful..."

"I don't understand why you all are behaving like this dying cook," Zoro said with a frown. He looked at Alvida and his cheeks had a tinge of red.

"Fool," Luffy sighed. The second one was hit by a Hyper Beam.

"King Cobra," Luffy said. "Vivi will be part of my crew."

The pervert disappeared and the king returned.

"No! I will never allow that. Vivi is my heir and I'm old now. She has to take over my kingdom!"

"Oh", Luffy thought for a while. "Than we have to change that."

He looked at Usopp and smiled. "Sniper, we need some distraction. It's for Vivi, so don't be mad at me."

Usopp knew that something bad was about to happen. His captain threw him towards the women and he landed in front of Ain.

"Dear God... Why in front of Ain?" Usopp sighed.

The women knew that the men were watching them, but Usopp's intrusion was too much. Ain activated her Devil Fruit power and a blue light appeared on her hand. She attacked Usopp with that.

Before she could touch him, another person appeared in front of her. It was the king of this island and he was hit by the blue light. He was now 12 years younger.

"Father! What are you doing here?" The princess shouted. She didn't want her father to see her without clothes.

Ain was still angry and wanted to turn Usopp into a little brat. Little brats had no interest in beauties after all. So this would solve all the problems they had with him.

Before her blue light could hit him, the king sacrificed himself again and was even younger now. He looked almost as young as his daughter.

"Retreat!", Luffy shouted and Usopp and Cobra climbed up the wall and returned.

"This was dangerous," Cobra said. "But it was worth it!"

He felt like a new man. He was 24 years younger. This was a good feeling!

"Alright, now you have to allow your daughter to follow me. You can be the king for a long time and wait until our adventure is over, or you can make another kid. Do what you want."

"Another kid?", Cobra asked with a lewd smile. "I always wanted a son. But I couldn't, I didn't want to betray Vivi's mother."

Zoro and Sanji recovered after a while and they climbed up the wall to watch the beautiful scene on the other side.

Even Mr. 2 appeared after some time. The strange thing was that Mr. 2 wasn't only focused on the women, he was focused on the men, too...

"Who let this guy into the bath?" Sanji kicked him out.

"That's enough!" The men heard a shout. It came from Vivi. "I don't know why the other girls ignore you perverts!"

Alvida nodded. After that, the men saw a little chubby Pokemon in front of them and frowned.

It was Munchlax.

"Munchlax, use Attract!"

[Attract: Causes the target to fall in love with the user, giving it a 50% chance to do nothing each turn. If the user and target are the same gender, or either is genderless, this move will fail. If either Pokémon leaves the field, this effect ends.]

After that, something strange happened. All the men had hearts in their eyes and they ran towards the chubby Pokemon. They kneeled in front of Munchlax.

"Marry me, you beautiful little Pokemon! I make you the Queen of Sandy Island!" Cobra said. He summoned a gold ring out of nowhere. He was proposing to a chubby Pokemon.

"I never saw such a beautiful lady in my life," Sanji was in love. "Marry me, too!"

"Kaya?" Usopp asked. "Who is Kaya? There is only one girl in my life... Munchlax!"

"I thought I only love swords," Zoro smiled. "I never knew there was something more important in my life!"

Luffy watched that scene and had fear in his eyes. "I knew this move was troublesome!"

He hugged Chansey. He was quick enough to summon her so she healed him from this terrible attack.

"Luffy," Chopper whispered with anger in his voice. "Please don't hug my wife..."

Luffy looked at Chopper with a strange expression.

"Chansey, Chan, Chansey! Chansey..."

Chopper smiled and translated.

"My wife said that she wants a pair of nephews. You should make up your mind and pick one of those girls. We know how beautiful it is to have children, you should make our family bigger."

"Big Daddy, not everyone is such a playboy like you..." Luffy was offended.

He wanted to return to the water, but suddenly he stumbled and fell from the wall. He rolled on the ground and smashed into a woman.

Luffy looked up and saw that his head was on the legs of a gorgeous woman. He couldn't even see the face of the woman because two huge mountains blocked everything in his sight.

"Oh, didn't I tell you, girls?", the woman smiled and patted Luffy's head. "You have to be lucky to get him first."

The girls looked at her with anger. Her damn fruit, she didn't have to do anything and the captain fell directly into her evil hands!

Luffy shuddered after he saw her face. It was Baccarat!

"Is this good luck or is this bad luck?" Luffy wasn't sure. Baccarat was such a beauty and now he could see every part of her body. A traitor between his legs started to move and he couldn't help but curse at his little brother.

"This woman is too beautiful..."

"What was that, captain?"

Luffy sighed. He looked at the other men who were still trying to seduce Munchlax.

"Well, maybe it's good luck..."