What we have - 5k

Oscar's sudden outburst made us all tense since we all share the same channel from our radios.

"Oscar is really loud sometimes, doesn't he? He's almost always at full volume when we interviewed him before." Darelle said.

"Yeah, you don't know how hard it is to convince him to buy that Salvo 12 for his shotguns." I said then I spoke on the radio.

*bzzt*

"What did you find, old man? Oil?"

*bzzt*

*bzzt*

"CAN'T YOU FUCKING CUT IT OUT WITH THAT OIL JOKE YOU LITTLE SHIT?!"

*bzzt*

*bzzt*

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE NO SCISSORS OLD MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

*bzzt*

*bzzt*

"Wh- What? OH!!! FUCK!!! SHUT UP!!!"

*bzzt*