It's never not funny... - More Substitutions

A few people heard the sudden exclamations so Natasha pushed all of us back inside our home. She never looked so panicked and embarrassed, and the rest of us had a mix of reactions. However, Tatiana's face had never been more colorful.

Tatiana's 'stoic' expression was slowly falling apart, "P-P-Pfft! Did you really break Ibarra's dick?! What happened?"

Natasha pouted as she glared at Tatiana, "This is not a laughing matter! Don't laugh! Didn't you hear what I said! It was an accident!"

'It's never not funny...'

"I did hear it, funnier hearing it the second time..."

"Argh! Tatiana~!"

I tried my best to keep a straight face, forcefully avoiding looking at Tatiana's expression, "That's got to fucking hurt. When and where did this happen? Is he still in the hospital now?"