Lettuce, Mushroom, and the Dodgy Butler

As I took the first bite, I was going into it and expecting a burst of complex flavors but as it turned out, lettuce is just fucking lettuce. Sure, I could taste the freshness of it and was amazed at its size and color but we just had a heavy breakfast, this should've been the first one we had when we woke up.

It's just that some of the cadets started to have a fear of this one hell of a butler so the kiss-assing started as they threw him praises and even—I kid you not, moaned in pleasure from the first bite. And yes, it was #2 who did it.

But Sebastian didn't look the least bit amused by those reactions.

"That's… interesting… Didn't think I'd get that reaction from a leaf…"

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Silence. Complete and total fuking silence while Kaley and I were trying so hard to contain our laughter.

In any case, Sebastian just shook his head and pointed at the jars of the homemade ranch that we brought.