A dil- WHAT?! - I'm not leaving my post twice.

"No," Royo replied without even thinking about it.

"Why?!" Jared protested.

"Look around! It's the middle of the night!"

I nodded, "That's true…"

Unfortunately, we just caught Royo on his break and it was in the middle of the night—and even with the help of NVGs—we'd just look like dumbasses trying to zero a shelved gun without proper targets to acquire from afar. However, the only way that we could actually benefit from this trade was not to fucking rush it and actually take our time to fully examine the gun and weigh our options.

Jared cut in, "I-I-I thought we're gonna bling it up and shit, bro?!"

I waved him off as I turned to Royo who was looking at his watch, "Hey, you up for a deal though?"

Royo looked taken aback for a moment before he let out a chuckle, "A dildo? What— I thought we were talking about guns 'ere? I don't have any in stock but if you could supply me with some, it'll be great."