Ashers Attention

I stand there confused... "Who's this??" I ask. "This is Asher, my childhood friend! Him and I have been friends since kindergarten." Philip explains "Im transferring here until my school is rebuilt, the west wing where my dorm is was burnt down..." Asher says. "How?? I thought that school had high security" Philip questions. "Trash can burn from the outside" Asher says. "Ah...." Philip says. I wonder where this is going. "Well, will you introduce me to your ladies?" Asher says. "Right! Over there is Liliana, and over here is my girlfriend Clarissa, or Claire, if you prefer." Philip introduces. "Well she's a pretty bird" Asher looks to me. I then start to feel uncomfortable... "Now settle down. There's a ton of other ladies here." Philip says. "Uh huh" Asher says.