Had A Baby

In the background, Katherine started to speak. 

"This is Katherine Austen. No, she's not from a Jane Austen novel. She wouldn't survive in it, to be honest. Yes, she is a couch potato, likes to game and works as a freelance graphic designer." There was a whirring sound in the background. "Uh... she draws erotic book covers, too... and fan art." Then there was silence. The sound of crickets came on. 

"I will stop referring to myself in the third person, now." Her face came on the screen. She was smiling. Lily and Angelina had helped her put on some natural makeup and she looked good if she said so herself. 

"Welcome to my channel. There are two ways we can go about it, sneakily worming my way into your heart until you can't stop thinking about me... or I can head in guns blazing. Choose." The camera panned down, showing her watch and then her face.