Interrogation

Sergeant McNicholas was actually gleeful when he got the call to apprehend the suspected culprit of last nights arsen attack. The woman who's car and garage was lite up was adamant that it was that crazy pink haired bitch that fought her two nights ago at the clubhouse. Now with her record of being a pyromaniac and one of the few people in the small town with pink hair. He was gleefully off to arrest Princess aka Rena Maybell Jones.

So with a few extra hands by his side (the club were slippery folk) he walked into the legalized MC clubhouse and found her.

"You're under arrest." He stated simply looking at the woman who just blinked at him and the usual eleven others that stood their ground moving to stand in fron of her.

"I know you hate us but I'm pretty sure you need legal means to actually arrest me. "

"You're a suspect in last nights arisen attack on one Lola Montiez. " he almost broke his professional persona but she again seemed uncaring.

"We were playing cards up till three in the morning and then we all passed out here. Ask them." She gestured at the eleven people before them and this time he did smirk.

"Oh I plan too. Arrest them all. I want word for word interviewes and any sign of collaborating a made up story I want to know immediately. "

There was no way they could all have come up with a story so fast. One of them was gonna slip and he was finally going to be able to put the brat behind bars where she belonged. So it was eight hours later that he was going through video forage of all tweleve of the damn brats and grinned. One of them was gonna slip and he was gonna catch it.

Officer: "Please state your full name for the record "

Suspect: Princess./ Prince/Mistress Teta's / McGayer / Shapes/ Jay-Bird/ ClickIt/ Tiny/ Silver/ Wired/ Moon-Beam/ Marionette.

Officer: You're full name given to you at birth.

Suspect: Rena Maybell/ Erik Axel Jones/ Temika Hale/ Roberto Leo Jones/ Jaymes Mard/ Becca Carmen/ Clare Sandford/ Gary Silverman/ William Silverman / Lilly Harwthorn/ Bella Harwthrorn.

Officer: You can provide an alibi for your whereabout last night between ten last night and four in the morning?

Suspect: I was playing cards with my family.

Officer: Can you give me a play by play of the card game?

Suspect: Sure we'll it was 9:45 when the club members decided to throw a party.

Officer: What was the party for?

Suspect: Prince and Princess got married...again.

Officer: Can you elaborate?

Suspect: Sure see in our...home there are three different ways to be seen as marrired. There's obviously the legal way with last name changes and vows. The second is becoming someone's Old Lady or Old Man and in the eyes of the club you'll be married and given a special patch to show who you belong to to the rest of the world. And then there's the third way which isn't done often but when your as stubborn as those two it only makes sense they did it. The third way is getting your spouses club name tattooed on your wedding ring finger. They did the third option.

Officer: So a part ensured and then what happened?

Suspect: A celebratory card game of course. They tend to get out if hand though...

Officer: care to talk me through the game?

Suspect: we'll it started with Marionette and Moon-Beam rounding everyone up and we gathered the four decks of playing cards we needed.

Officer: Four decks?

Suspect: There's tweleve of us; we play Rummy and Canasta. Those games get extensive. Especially because of the rules we added to them over the years.

Officer- What are the added rules?

Suspect : You are allowed one mistake per hand delt. You pick up the discard deck and you cannot use the top card you must keep all cards and cannot discard on that turn until the your next turn. If you mess up a second time then you must accept either a shot of the current players choice or do a dare of their choice. Mind you as the night goes on we get very drunk and make more stupid mistakes each game and with the liquid courage it adds to the likely hood of a dare being chosen. Who ever is in last place by the end of the hand must choose truth or dare and you cannot back out. The leader picks your truth or dare. Simple but makes for very interesting card games.

Officer : That's....extensive...

Suspect: Rules are rules and they dont change but new ones are always added. Let's see the first round everyone did shots but Tiny was in last place so she chose dare. Prince was in the lead and dared her to down a half a bottle of tequila. She did it gracefully and we chanted her on to chug it down.

Officer: Tiny is Clare / you correct?

Suspect: Yes and really the worse you're gonna get any of us for in underage drinking.

Officer: so everyone was playing the entire night?

Suspect: we'll no. Not exactly about like at like 11:35 Tiny passed out because she's / I'm such a light weight. We set her up with a blanket and pillow and she went to sleep in one of the lounge chairs. We have our own designated area that no one else uses so she went there and slept.

Officers: Alright at any time did any of you leave the building?

Suspect: Of course we did. Shapes got dared to do a back flip off the tailgate of one of the trucks and we all left to watch that fiasco. He/ I broke his/ my left arm.

Officer: At any point was Rena or Princess ever not with someone or gone for a ling amount of time.

Suspect : she went to smoke outside with Prince, McGayer, Shapes, Tetas and Jay. Oh and the time she went to the bathroom and was gona for five minutes. And mixed everyone drinks at like midnight.

Officer: what about around three in the morning?

Suspect: Oh you mean the witching hour? Nah she and Marionette went out to do their blessings to their Gods and Goddess...they're wiccans. So that's actually normal for them.

Officer: How long did that take?

Suspect: A fucking hour. It always takes a whole fucking hour and so we all just went outside for some air and..oh wait at like 1 am Moon-Beam Wired and ClickIt went to bed too. So that was like four out for the count. There was a score board some where.

Officer: A score board?

Suspect: How else do you think we keep track of whos been humilated properly and who has the highest score? Anyways at four in the morning Silver called it quits and McGayer left to go fuck his Bear of a man named Joe. We call him Teddy Jo-Jo.

Officer: so that left five of you awake at four in the morning and together?

Suspect: Hey you can do math! I'm impressed. Teta's got a booty call at 4:30 and her lyft picked her up twenty minutes later. Shapes had class to get to at 6am so he went to go get ready for class and shower and Jay-Bird had to open the garage at 5 am and left for a shower.

Officer: So that left you and Princess all alone? 

Prince: I took the rare time alone and fucked her brains out until we passed out in bed together but I'm sure you don't want the details of that in particular.

Officer : No. I dont.

McNicholas was furious! All the alibis added up and not one of them slipped up! It was damn near infuriating but he reluctantly let them all go. It was once he was long gone and the twelve of them were huddled together with coffee and tea that they looked at Princess expectantly.

Rolling her large brown eyes at them she sighed heavly before admitting " Yes I burned that sluts car and garage! But they can't prove a goddamn thing!"

"We knew that."

"We just wanna know when and how?"

"Oh well Prince had fallen asleep and everyone else was gone so I snuck out took the bus wore one of Jays hoodies and Shapes shoes. Snuck a multov cocktail into her closed up garage after slipping some gasoline onto the ground and boom! Big ole explosion and I made sure she saw it was me. "

"Why?"

"I'm petty as fuck and she needed to learn not to fuck with me again. "

"You scare me sometimes" Wired admitted and they all agreed with the statement whole heartidly.