Revenge

"So Kana-chan, can you explain one more time, but a little slower why you're harnessed to your bed with thick leather belts?" Inoichi questioned her.

"Hehehe, I'msorryIwastooboredandtriedtorunawaymultipletimes?" Kaname explained way too fast but was met with her captain bonking her head.

"How could you get bored?! It is only your second day here! *Sigh*."

"Ouch! I can't stand up from the bed, or the alarms will go off. I can't train my chakra control, or I will burn the medical instruments, by the way, they had to repair them four times already, Hehehe."

*Bonk*

"Ouch! Okay-okay, I won't do it anymore! But I need something to do, it is getting boring in here, Inoichi-sensei can you borrow a book for me or something?"

"But you are leaving the hospital tomorrow! Just stay in bed for a little more, you can get back to your training in less than twenty-four hours! Most likely, you won't finish the book in time."

"But it's so boooring~!"

"*Sigh* Okay, I will bring you a book or two in a moment. What do you want?"

"Training manuals!" she answered happily.

"Heh, yeah, that was a stupid question," Inoichi snorted, leaving her room.

He came back ten minutes later with two books in his hand. "I think both of them could interest you. One of them is about the fighting styles of the best Konoha's kenjutsu users, the second one was written by Jiraya-san, it's called 'Tales of Gutsy Ninja' I think you will like it. I have to go visit Chōza before he breaks off his own restraints… Bye, Kana-chan." The blonde explained.

"Okay, Kana-1, you can unbind me now," Kaname whispered to her shadow clone that she transformed into a small coin and hid under her bed.

As Inoichi left her room, he looked one last time through the crevice of the doors still closing behind him, only to see belts that held Kaname getting loose '*Sigh* I don't care anymore, it's just too… troublesome'.

"I can't move from the bed, so I will take the Gutsy ninja book, I want you to read the kenjutsu one and train the moves with our sword, just try not to destroy anything. Do it here, I don't want us to be caught by Anbu again."

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The next morning, with the presence of a little fanfare from the hospital personnel, Kaname was finally able to leave the facility. Outside she recognized two familiar faces waiting for her, "Hello Maki-chan, and Orange-1, have you got what I asked for?" she asked.

"Hehe, yeah, I had some help with acquiring so many seals from Minato-sensei. What's your plan?" asked the teen with orange goggles.

"A revenge for catching me eight times outside the hospital, they won't be harmed ... physically. Want to play tag with us, Maki-chan?" she replied with an evil smile.

"Stop smiling like this, Kana-chan! You're scaring Hami-chan... And count me in."

"Okay, we will carry the plan tomorrow, now who knows how to create the shadow clones?"

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Afternoon, the next day, three shadow clones already transformed into an Anbu uniform got close to an inconspicuous desolate building. Before the entry, they nodded their heads in a greeting towards guards stationed on top of the building.

Inside, the facility had many rooms, most of them were empty, other Anbu ninjas will come for their duty in an hour. Obito's clone found the quarters they were looking for - the dressing room. Three of them got to work and put seals into all uniforms they could find, It took them almost an hour. While trying to leave the building, the trio was stopped as someone called out to the clone created by Maki.

"Hey, Boar-san! How are your kids?" asked Anbu with a monkey mask, revealing himself from around the corner.

"Haha, everything good, they can't wait to get to the academy-" Maki-clone replied, only to have to dodge a flying kunai heading her way.

"Who are you?! How did you get in here? ALARM!" he screamed out.

"Shit! Disperse and run! Buy as much time as possible." Obito-clone ordered loudly.

Through half of the village, Anbu spread out like flies pursuing invaders.

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At the same time, on the other side of Konoha, three teens were eating ramen at Ichiraku's stand.

"Damn, Obito-kun, where are you storing all this ramen you ate?" Maki inquired.

"Hah, you should see my aunty Kushina. She is not eating them -" Obito nodded his head in support, "- she is inhaling all the ramen she sees." Kaname explained.

"Oh, my clone popped," Maki received the memory from her clone, "Useful jutsu, I just can't believe how much chakra you have Kana-chan to be able to create two of them..."

"Heh, it's you versus me, Obito-kun, who will survive longer against Anbu?"

Fifteen seconds later, Obito's face pouted. "*Tsk* My popped out as well, but I have bad news - they reversed my henge and are looking for me... "

"Let's get ready for a show, only my clone is left… and it is no more. Okay, 3...2...1" Kaname activated all seals at the same time.

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Three high-ranking Anbus were reporting today's hunt for three genins that infiltrated their HQ to the Hokage. In the middle of the sentence, a female Anbu was stopped by their old leader's laugh.

"Pft, Hahahaha, they got you good, look at yourself."

All Anbu ninjas had new uniforms, dark grey tones of their old outfits were replaced with new bright neon colors. The leading female's attire became bright pink, her teammates had neon green and blue uniforms.

One of her subordinates tried to hide his laugh, looking at his captain, "*Pft*."

"What are you laughing at Blue-kun?!"

"Hahaha, okay, it's enough, get back our forces to HQ, I know where to find those troublemakers." Hokage laughed out, dismissing his not so secret agents anymore.

Four minutes later, he found the trio of his young pupils eating ramen. "Teuchi-san, one miso-ramen for me!" he said, sitting next to Obito.

"Thanks for making me laugh, kids. How did you do it?"

"Hi, Jiji! Most of the work was done by seals that could change the color of an outfit, Minato-san helped us in designing and producing large quantities of those. They will lose their power one hour after their activation, or if you need it instantly, you can remove them by hand - they're hidden somewhere in the outfit. I called this plan: Let's put some Power in our village Rangers!" Kaname exclaimed happily.

Hokage performed a weird move with his hand, but nothing happened. "If you don't come out once again, I will make your next month a toilet cleaning duty hell." the old-man growled out.

This time with the movement of his hand, a neon pink male Anbu appeared kneeling before the Hokage. If the man's eyes could kill, three kids would be dead already.

"*Pft* Hahaha, sorry it was me, I thought it would be funny for a man to wear pink clothes." Kaname laughed out, falling from her seat.

"It's a nice lesson for the Anbu, expect the unexpected. Now Toad, go to HQ and repeat what little Kana-chan explained." with him leaving, Kaname felt a little less amount of bloodlust, four other sources were hidden near them and looking at them, hiding like predators from their prey.

"But how did you know where are the Anbu headquarters? It's one of the biggest secrets of our village," Sarutobi asked.

"Jiji, it is not a secret when a derelict building is guarded by at least four ninjas every day and night. While, at the same time, each day, almost a hundred ninja get inside the building without showing themselves for the entire night, just to again enter the building the next day." Obito explained.

"Damn! I will have to talk with Anbu Commander about this. I should penalize you for infiltrating our 'secret' site," he did quotation marks with his hands, "but as thanks for showing the weakness of our Anbu corps, I will overlook this. *Wink*. Have a good night, and once again, thank you for the hilarity of the situation - it was good fun. Teuchi-san! All today's orders of those three are on my tab." Hokage ate his soup and left.