Chapter 4: Hitler's Plan
Larry wakes up from his fainting!
He can hardly see
He is tied to a chair from his legs and arms
But The tie is so week .
He removes it so easily.
He starts scrubbing his eyes.
"WTF! IS THIS"
There is alot of sardines dancing together.
The music is so loud and there is pink and purple lights shining everywhere in the place.
There are so big as big as the normal human.
There is a sardine barman giving drinks to
his customers of sardines.
above that batman's head there is a big
signboard and it's written on it.
GAY BAR!
dafuq it's a gay bar for sardines that is so weird
Are they planning to rape me ?! wtf!
Suddenly a strong white light starts to shine on Larry's eyes and everywhere else.
It's coming from a big screen in the middle of the hall the sardines starts grouping there.
"HEY HOW YOU DOIN MY BELOVED SOLDIERS"
HEY HITLER
HEY HITLER
The sardines said
"ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR NEXT MISSION?!"
SIR YES SIR
SIR YES SIR
Dafuq it's hitler on the big screen!
"OKAY SOLDIERS HERE IS THE PLAN WE ARE GOING TO ATTACKKK RUSSIA AND SHOW STALIN WHO HAVE THE BETTER MOUSTACHE
THE PLAN GOES LIKE THIS ALL OF YOU MY
BELOVED SARDINES ARE GONNA ATTACK THE RUSSIAN WOMEN'S UNDERWEARS AND YOU MAKE IT SO STINKY THAT ALL OF THE RUSSIAN MEN WILL STOP HAVING SEX WITH THEM AND THEY ALL START TO TURN GAY AND STALIN HATES FAGGOTS SO HE STARTS EXECUTING ALL OF HIS MEN AND HE LOSES HIS ARMY AND WE GO IN AND WIN THIS IN EASY BEASY WAY".
Hitler said.
HEY HITLER !
HEY HITLER !
The sardines said
Wtf it's so stubit it will never work nothing can stop an horny man from banging his wife even if it smelled like his friend's ass.
Whatever, I need to get the fuck out of here.
Larry to himself.
Larry starts to sneak out from the bar and goes to the nearest room to him while everyone is busy dancing and singing with hitler.
Larry walks slowly in along passage then he hears something.
"Help plz get me out of here plz"
The sound was coming from the room next to larry.
"Ohh come on do I have time for this"
Larry to himself.
Larry starts looking to his watch four hours passed / remaining twenty.
Larry damn man the pure heart of mine.
Larry to himself.
Larry opens the door to find out a weird view!
There is an half eaten big cucumber tied to a chair in a room that looks like it is used for bdsm.
"Please Help me"
The half eaten cucumber to larry.
"Ohh it's you big green but you doesn't look that big What are you doing here anyway".
Larry to the half eaten cucumber.
CANT YOU SEE THAT IM TIED AND HALF EATEN
GET ME OUT OF HERE !
The half eaten cucumber to larry.
Okay just chill man
By the way before I get out of here doesn't make you staying in that sardine water a salted cucumber?
I will start calling you salty green
Larry said.
WTF I DON'T KNOW
AND NO DONT CALL ME
WITH THAT NAME !
My name is Mo luffy
I work for the FBI as secret agent
And I was sent with my wife to implement a dangerous mission in germany .
We wanted to know what is the size of Hitler's Underwears, but I can't tell you why.
Due to my plans My wife got really close to hitler as a potato girl (Hitler loves them it's a common fact) and she was so close to give him ablowjob but something unexpected happened when she took off his underwear she found that his dick was so small
and he made a hair cut for his pubic hair similar
to his moustache she couldn't control herself and
fell on the floor from laughing hitler
was so angry and captured her and
the nazi soldiers found out our real identity and brought us here.
now the mission fkin failed and they turned me into a cucumber.
So please get me out of here I need to go back to my country I will forget all about the war I will start anew start up I will call it naughty America but first I need to find out my wife lisa.
The salty cucumber said.
Okay salty green let's get you out of here
Larry sets the cucumber free and they get out of the room and start to find a way out of this place