The woman turned around and I froze. Literally.
She had long black hair with a slight tint of brown hair that fell down to her waist in waves. Her lips were a rosy pink color and very puffy. She was wearing a white turtleneck that hugged her tightly in all the right places. She wore black slacks that made her legs look nice and long.
"Yes, that's me." She shook my hand and smiled. "And you are?"
"I'm Commander Kim," I replied. "But you can call me by my first name, Daniel."
She was about to say something but then Mabel kicked me hard on my down there.
"The f*ck!" I crumpled down in pain. "I'm your goddamned commander. How the hell am I gonna have kids in the future?"
A few soldiers standing by snickered but stopped when Mabel glared at them.
"Like hell I'm handing Gloria to you. I don't want to have my best friend's husband be someone as perverted as you!" she sneered.
"How am I the perverted one!" I stood up with much effort and glared at Mabel. "You always stare at us when we do our laps half naked! I know how much you've been eyeing Zachary's abs."
"What about you then? I've seen the porn magazines in your room. You're hella perverted."
"You mean the ones that Zachary stashed in my room when you were doing room checks? Those aren't mine."
Mabel stood there stunned. Zachary came up to us, oblivious to the fact that he was walking right into hell.
"I've showed everyone else their cabins. We should-" Zachary started.
"You f*cking perv! I didn't know you had porn magazines!" Mabel kicked him in the balls as well.
"You're gonna ruin your chances of having kids, you know,'" Gloria laughed. She crouched down beside the dying Zachary.
"Lay flat on your back," Gloria commanded. Zachary obeyed despite his pain. Gloria stood there staring at him. Suddenly, she lifted his shirts and looked at his six pack abs and whistled.
"You're like the dream guy for Mabel. Blue eyes, black hair, strong build." The more she said, the more Mabel and Zachary blushed.
She came up to me. I froze again when I caught a whiff of her scent. Mangoes, peaches, and coconuts. The perfect mixture. This would be the perfect hell for me.