Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

The faster the speed, the blurrier Sun You's vision became. He held the bow tightly as his forehead began to drip with sweat.

"Woosh!" The arrow was shot instantly but soon went sideways. It did not even touch the target at all.

"This is only the eleventh arrow. Sun You is gonna feel strained since he still has nine left." Someone in the crowd spoke up.

"I already told him to give up. Forget it, he just wouldn't listen. Look at what's going to happen now."

"Don't panic. Perhaps this arrow went sideways by accident."

"Woosh!" Another arrow went out. This time, it hit the target right in the middle.

"Look, I told you that it was accidental!"

At that moment, everyone fixed their attention on Sun You.

"Yeah, the target is also too far away. I can't even see the rings on it."

Would You Be My Girlfriend?