Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"We're out of food," Mo Jiangye, who was standing not far away from his wife, remarked out of the blue as he buttoned up his shirt.

He turned to look at her. "Let's drop by the supermarket."

"Just tell me directly if you want to go grocery shopping with me." She chuckled.

"I want dumplings," he said earnestly.

When he said that, she played dumb and told him, "Get the maids to make some, or we can buy some frozen dumplings later for you to eat when we get back home."

Her suggestions had him furrowing his brow in displeasure and approaching the bedside with a dangerous aura. The woman jumped into his arms right away and put her arms around him with a coaxing smile. "Alright, alright. I'll make you dumplings tomorrow."

Should You Not Apologize to My Woman For Slapping Her?