Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"Baby, my love for you has grown again today."

The groom panicked, as he knew very well who that woman was.

Ye Erruo! That b*tch! How dare she pull this stunt on me during my engagement!

"Switch it off! Switch it off!" he howled at the organizer.

The emcee made a mad dash for the control board to try to switch off the equipment, but he somehow could not get it to stop working.

"My little baby, are you sleeping yet?"

"What are you doing? Are you thinking of me?"

Lin Jingxuan's voice could be heard saying, "Our future child will be cuter."

"He locked me up today and forbade me to see you."

"Wait for me. I'll climb through the window to find you. I, Lin Jingxuan, promise to marry you and only you alone. May I be struck by lightning if I break my promise." As the setting gold-rimmed sun was facing them, the man on the bridge declared his love for the woman.

A Shining Green Patch on His Head