Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

All of a sudden, Ye Erruo headed straight for the door, only to discover that she had been locked in the room when she tried opening it to no avail.

As she tugged at her hair in frustration, she proceeded to search for her phone right away to contact her husband. Her calls, however, went unanswered even though she rang him up dozens of times.

How have I antagonized him this time? Why is he putting me under house arrest and refusing to answer my calls?

It was not until after nine o'clock in the evening that said man returned home, reeking of alcohol despite not ingesting a single mouthful of food the entire day. His conflicting feelings of longing and apprehensiveness to meet the woman had him plopping down on the floor outside their bedroom. He scared the servants so much that they dared not even exhale deeply, let alone head upstairs.

Bzzt, bzzt… His phone vibrated.

In a Good Mood