Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"Miss, these two ladies would like to see the surveillance cameras of the shop," the waiter said.

Wu Mengran found this ridiculous. "How can we let anyone view the surveillance cameras at will? Will you be able to bear the responsibility if we accidentally violate our customers' privacy?"

"The general manager said it was okay to bring these two ladies to the surveillance room," the waiter said softly.

"Kick them out," Wu Mengran said impatiently.

"This way, ladies." The waiter's face had turned icy.

Yao Tiao was instantly furious when she saw Wu Mengran. "B*tch! I lost my ring in this shop and it costs more than a million dollars. If you do not let me see your surveillance cameras, then compensate me a million dollars or I will call the police!"

"Fine, file a report then. I will not let you see the cameras even if you do," Wu Mengran said confidently.

You Are Not Alright, I Am Not Alright, So Everyone Can Forget About Being Alright