Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"Ruoruo, didn't you say that there wasn't anyone beside you?" Lin Jingxuan's head was simmering with anger.

Mo Jiangye grabbed the phone in her hand and flung it onto the bedside cabinet.

"What? She didn't tell you that I have been under the same roof as her this entire time?"

Lin Jingxuan gritted his teeth in fury. She had lied to him?

"Mm? What are you talking to my wife about, Master Lin? She was rather happy today. Why does she look so disgusted after talking to you on the phone for no more than a few minutes? She looks like she is ready to vomit. Like she just saw a piece of sh*t."

Lin Jingxuan laughed angrily. "She used to love me deeply, which is why she hates me so much now."

"Hurts," Ye Erruo protested coquettishly.

"Where does it hurt, baby?" he asked in a deep, low voice.

"Where does it hurt? Psst… Is your Chinese zodiac sign the dog? You bit me."

Call Me Hubby One More Time and We Will Rest