Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

Yao Tiao let out a cackle. "Boss Mo, please spare me some time with your wife. Come on, Xiao Ruo. Step out with me for a bit." She then got up and moved to drag her friend out of the shop.

Mo Jiangye grabbed hold of his wife's hand at once. "What are you doing?"

"You want to hear about women's affairs?"

"I'll be right back." Ye Erruo pried his hand away.

"What's the matter?" she asked in puzzlement.

"Xiao Ruo, we're besties, aren't we? Surely, you wouldn't mind if I earned some pocket change with your photo rights?"

The woman did not understand what her friend was trying to say.

"Here, here…" Her friend beckoned to the lawyer, who had stepped out of the shop as well.

"Let's take a photo together, sis-in-law."

The corners of her lips twitched. Is this why she asked me to come out?

"Sis-in-law? You're not going back on your word now, are you?"

How Well My Wife Knows My Preferences