Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"When Young Master Mo said you were pregnant, you told us you were not. This time…" Yao Tiao stared long and hard at her friend's belly.

"No? Then why did that man say you're pregnant? Oh! By the way, who was that on the line?"

Ye Erruo stirred her coffee before sipping on it. "He saved me before. You've met him."

"Really?" The other woman was baffled. "Gosh! Is it the man we ate roast duck with?"

She shot her a side-glance. "Yes!"

How could she fail to recognize his voice despite conversing with him for several minutes?

"So it was him?" Yao Tiao picked up a dessert and munched on it. "Will your husband skin me alive if he finds out that I'm helping his love rival take care of his dog?"

"What's this 'love rival' nonsense? Plus, how is this any of his business?"

"Of course it is his business!" she replied agitatedly.

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