Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

The man's face sank instantly. He was about to speak up when the woman next to him covered his mouth with her palm.

"Why wasn't I told that he has a girlfriend?"

The other party sounded displeased. "This matter has nothing to do with you. Tell me the truth now. Why do you have his cell phone?"

Ye Erruo stroked the man's chest like a purring kitten.

"He's sleeping next to me. Why do you think I have his phone?"

"Sleeping next to you?" The girl on the other end of the line almost went berserk. "Shameless sl*t! How dare you dope him! Do you know who he is? You'll be killed when he wakes up."

The woman in question stifled a snigger. "I'm so scared."

This 'girlfriend' of his was truly scary!

"B*tch! I won't let you off if you dare do anything to Brother Jiangye."

"Are you lecturing me as his girlfriend?"

Who Gave You Permission To Address Me As Your Boyfriend?