Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"How do you use this?" the man asked with a frown, dipping his head to have a closer look at the sanitary napkin.

"Gimme that! Get out now!" She snatched the sanitary pad from his hand, looking too embarrassed to argue with him further.

Mo Jiangye glimpsed at the dirty clothes piled not far from her and inquired, "Is your menstrual flow regular?"

"I'm fine, and everything is good and regular. Now, it's time for you to get out." She pushed him out of the door.

"The clothes have been left for you inside that carrier. Don't take your sweet time changing, or you may catch a cold."

"Alright, I understand. You're wet too, so get changed as well."

It was not until he was out of sight that she heaved a sigh of relief. She had been wearing a sanitary napkin in the first place. If it hadn't been for the sudden jerking action he did when he pulled her up from the mat, she wouldn't have needed to shower.

Shut Your Nose