Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

Loving every bit of his wife's jealous look to pieces, the man placed a kiss on her forehead in an attempt to assuage her worries.

"What's the matter? Did Chief upset you again, sis-in-law?" asked someone who was sharp-eyed enough to notice this.

"You can always find us if Chief dares to bully you." That person patted his chest reassuringly.

Mo Jiangye coolly asked, "What can you guys help her with?"

"Hey, just because I can't beat you in a one-on-one fight, it doesn't mean that all of us together couldn't beat you. Sis-in-law, you can be at ease and look us up if he bullies you. We'll back you up like family."

"You've grown pretty bold, huh?" he remarked.

"Never mind that you bully us. You mustn't bully our beloved sister-in-law," that person huffed in righteous indignation.

Drawing Lots For Little Chiefs