Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

Ye Erruo reached for her bag and went to take a seat in the living room.

"Beg me." She regarded the other young lady with a contemptuous look.

"Such impudence! Who do you think you are?" Old Master Su admonished her.

This wild lass wants my precious granddaughter to grovel and beg her? Over my dead body!

She went all out this time, shooting back at him immediately, "Well, I have no parents, money, educational background, or even any ability. All I can do is rely on my husband for a living. I do find myself pretty useless as well."

"Xiao Ruo, quickly call Xiao Ye and explain to him that it's all a misunderstanding."

"Explain? What's there to explain? Am I supposed to explain to him how you guys don't see me as his wife, you ganged up to bully me, and you even refuse to let me leave?"

My Husband Wants Me to Return Home Unscathed