Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"Sir, the car seems to have broken down. Please wait while I make a call for help."

There was little traffic on the road due to the ongoing snowstorm. The street lamps that lined both sides of the road shone dimly on the blanket of snow.

Knock, knock, knock… Someone knocked on the car window.

Puzzled, the driver lowered the window to reveal a trembling woman holding flowers in her arms. "Hello, sir. Do you want to buy some flowers?"

"No, thanks." As he spoke, he proceeded to roll up the window.

"Just a moment, sir. I'm begging you, would you please buy a bouquet from me? I'm in urgent need of money, as my child has been admitted to a hospital."

He shifted his gaze to the withered flowers in her arms. "I'm sorry, but we're not interested."

"Please, sir!" she implored pleadingly as she grabbed the window to prevent it from closing.

Madam, Your Flowers Have All Withered