Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"I don't think that's good!" Ye Erruo said loudly.

Mo Jiangye smiled devilishly. "I don't have a girlfriend. I think she's pretty good."

The woman's smile widened when she heard that. She glared at Ye Erruo maliciously. "I think so too."

"His name is Mo You Have A Girlfriend," Ye Erruo said with a flushed face.

The woman looked at Ye Erruo. "I know he doesn't have a girlfriend."

"He has a girlfriend," Ye Erruo said solemnly.

Mo Jiangye's eyes lit up as he asked, "Who is my girlfriend?"

"That's right. Who is his girlfriend? You? Ha ha!" The woman laughed smugly.

Ye Erruo put down the chopsticks in her hand. She could not hold it in any longer. She stood up, grabbed the woman's hand, and pulled her out of Mo Jiangye's embrace.

"Hey, what are you doing? Let me go! Let me go!"

Ye Erruo Is Jealous