Filler

Hessian POV

Oh, so this POV stuff is going to be a reoccurring thing. Man I don't like having my thoughts and perspective known to other people. Oh well, what can you do when you're the protagonist of a shitty fanfic? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

"Senpai, are you alright?"

I turn my head to look at my first servant. Oh damn she still looks worried. Chill girl, I'm a pretty tough dude that won't die even if I get killed.

"I'm fine, just speaking to the audience." I reply absentmindedly as I consider my situation

"Senpai, there's no one else here..."

"Of course there is, silly Mash. There's always someone there as long as there's a reader."

Supposedly my emotions are starting to return to normal after getting my ass kicked by my own zanpakuto, which is why I've been forced to bed until I get better. On the bright side, I think he actually deemed me worthy of carrying around the sword. I think as I look down at my sword. Still don't know the name, but it's a start.

Man it was odd waking up surrounded by servants. It was even weirder when they picked up on my change in demeanor. Supposedly after being used to my regular insanity, acting more 'normal' is considered odd to everyone. Seeing Casters perform weird rituals and Saints praying in your room is an exasperating experience when you attempt to explain to them that you're fine.

"Master, everyone has come together to prepare a special soup for your recovery!"

I see they made Okita as the one to bring me whatever strange thing to help me 'recover'. It's hard for me to say no to her considering she was the first SSR I ever summoned from the gacha in my past life, that wasn't guaranteed SSR anyway. I nearly blanch as I glanced at the abomination of a soup in her hands.

"Oi, why is there a phantasmal skull glowing divinity above it?" I think this could actually kill me. No really I think this could destroy my soul if I consumed it. I can't remake a body if my soul is destroyed!

"Don't worry Master, everyone worked together in order to create this. All the Saints and knights blessed this soup. Then it was passed to the casters as they stuffed every medicinal plant and ritual they could find in it. Leonidas and the rest of the gym nuts poured in as much protein as they could. Then the kitchen staff made sure to change the taste so it's edible!" she spoke with so much hope that it's blinding.

"Oi manslayer, is the monkey better yet?" nobu popped through the door

"Why are you even here!?"

I turn my head to Mashu with a pleading expression. She seems troubled as she has never seen a pleading expression from me before. Damnit woman, I need saving here! I turn back to Okita as she seems ready to shove it down my throat

"I appreciate the effort you all put in this. But there's nothing wrong with me. So-" I was cut off

"MASTER WOULD NEVER ADMIT HE APPRECIATES SOMEONE!" she cries out as she shoves the whole concoction down my throat.

And just like that I blacked out again

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Mash POV

Ever since Master Hessian awoke from his injuries, he's been different...

"Ah, sorry bout that." he just apologized

Normally that wouldn't be strange, but he apologized for accidentally bumping into a girl's chest without feeling her up after apologizing! Speaking of which he hasn't sexually harassed any of the servants since he woke up!

"Okay, there's obviously something wrong with Master." Cu-san said as most of the servants gathered in the kitchen to discuss

"I don't really see the problem, isn't it a good thing that he's like a normal person now?" Emiya-san added in

"It just doesn't feel right the way he is now!"

"Is mommy sick?"

The discussion began to spiral out of control as the servants debated the pros and cons of our current master.

"I'm back!~" I look over to see Musashi-san

"Where were you?"

"Did you seduce master!?"

"Sorry I failed." she sighed "but the way he acted shy was kind of cute" Musashi-san said as she seemed to daydream

"Oi, you're drooling"

"Speaking of which, has he actually spent the night with any servants since he got back?" Cu-san asked as everyone seemed to think about it

In the past, senpai would sleep with all the female servants and some males(astolfo and d'eon-san) claiming that it was for farming 'bond'. Wait....

"Why did he never do it with me?" I mutter out loud

Looking up I notice all the servants looking at me.

"THAT'S IT!"

"IT ALL MAKES SENSE!"

"WE JUST NEED TO MAKE MASH SLEEP WITH MASTER!"

"wah?"

Wait why is everyone lifting me up? Why are we heading to senpai's room? I'M NOT READY FOR THIS!

The demi-servant Mash Kyrelight hid in her room for the following week

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Hessian POV

[I AM ALIVE!] onyx declared to the world

"Good to have you back Onyx" I said as I examined him

Ever since I got back from my fight with Nameless. I haven't had the chance to fix Onyx, what with all the servants worrying about me. Truth be told I thought he was indestructible, but I guess I was proven wrong.

[Master Hessian, I feel the addition of new functions.]

"Yah, I couldn't actually make a new body for you since I wanted to keep Ereshkigal's original divine runes. So I opted to just fixing you back up and tweaking some things." Apparently I'm unable to copy those divine runes that Eresh placed on him. Which is odd since I never had any trouble recreating divine things in the past like Excalibur. Perhaps it's just the runes specifically.

WHEEE WHEEE WHEEE

I was broken out of my musing from the alarm that sounds out whenever a singularity is found.

"Guess it's time for babylonia." I muttered as I stood up "Onyx, let's go"

[Coming!] he yelled as he started floating by my side. I don't actually wear him on my waist all the time. The belt is sort of uncomfortable to wear for long periods of time. I'd fix it if I could change the materials on him, but I can't.

I step into the command room and see Mash. Man I have not seen her in a week since the servants locked us in the same room. It was odder when she actually took the initiative to sleep with me. I think the reason I always avoided sleeping with her specifically, was due to feeling bad about technically being the cause of some of her problems. If I didn't exist, then one of the Gudas would be alive and be her master. Of course I didn't deny sleeping with her since she asked. But damn it felt weird being avoided by her for a full week.

"I hope you two are ready for your next adventure" Da Vinci said as she walked up to us with her patented smile

"The Seventh Grand Order." Doctor Roman started saying as he looked at us"Mission, start"