CHAPTER 13

Chapter 13:

"...So that's sums up everything you need to know or at least what I know on this whole Mating Season/Dragon Festival" Lucy said, "Was everything I said right, Gray?"

"Uh..yeah...I guess." Gray said as he looked at the blonde-haired girl "I mean..you're the one who's being assaulted by flame freak"

"Anyway, Natsu...did you get it? EVERYTHING?" Lucy asked as she rolled her eyes at Gray's statement

"Err...yeah. Pretty...much" Natsu said as he tries not to look at Lucy's suspicious stare.

"Did you really get it?" Lucy asked as she suspiciously eyes the pink-haired mage.

"Nope. From the looks of it, he definitely doesn't get it." Gray said as he smirks at him "Don't you get it flame breath...you're having desires cause you're sexually frustrated"

"Am not!" Natsu exclaimed "How about you aren't you the sexually frustrated one? I mean look at you. Being all naked all the time."

"Whaaat? I'm not!"

"Then where are your clothes now Gray?" Natsu said with a smirk as he look at Gray from head to toe.

"Whoa! Since when did it happen!?" Gray asked shocked to see him fully naked and bare butt.

"Oops. Luce close your eyes!" Natsu said as he immediately covers the blushing blonde's eyes "I don't want you seeing anything SMALL, seeing mine would be enough."

"Whaa...Natsu! you perv!" Lucy exclaimed of course she's blushing now as she uses her writer's imagination to imagine THAT.

"Huh!? What did you say flame brain!" Gray said totally irritated by what the pink-haired lad said over his...you know. "Just which of us has a SMALL one? Don't you mean yours is the small one?"

"Wanna go at it! Huuh? Ice freak" Natsu said with his hands on his pants ready to remove it.

"OKAY! ENOUGH! I don't need to see or for you guys to have a contest over who's bigger and who's smaller!" Lucy exclaimed as she did a double Lucy Kick

"Just remind you two perverts we are in the middle of a fudge forest with Levy missing and in any moment now who knows what could have Gajeel do to her!"

"Fudge forest? Aren't we at the eastern forest?" Natsu asked, oblivious.

"Oh...yeah just in case you haven't notice Natsu...we are not in a forest but a chocolate fudge kingdom and I just definitely didn't use the word fudge to replace the word F*CK cause cursing is wrong" irritably said by Lucy.

"Err...if you say so genius," Natsu said totally not getting whatever Lucy had said.

"ARGH!...Natsu does being under the mating season makes you an idiot" Lucy said as she sighed frustratedly "Come on guys I want you to be serious! Help me find Levy please."

"Isn't that what we're doing?"

"Err Actually no cause we're standing here explaining things to you," Gray said.

"No. Lucy's been talking about Fudge" Natsu said with a stoic face.

"ARGH! THAT'S IT! Natsu Dragneel! If you don't shut up now and follow me I'll definitely kick your booty!" She said enraged.

"I've been following you from the start and I don't have any plans of getting away from you" Natsu innocently said making Lucy blush a thousand shade of red

"Gee. this is getting idiotic. First, you're crying, laughing, angry and now...you're all red. Hmmm... Are you in PMS Lucy?" Gray asked, earning him a thwack in the head.

"A...anyway, let's go" Lucy said as she stood up "A...and Natsu just because you said that it doesn't mean I forgot what you just did to me a few hours ago!"

oops...she shouldn't have said that! Lucy said as she mentally scolded herself.

"What? What did you do to her!?" Gray asked as he grabs Natsu by his scarf.

"Let go of that dirty hand, ice freak," Natsu said as he glared at him.

"Tch. What did you do to her?" Gray asked as he roughly released Natsu.

"So what did I do to you Lucy?" Natsu asked seriously as he stared at blonde.

"Yo..you don't remember?" Lucy said in disbelief. How outrageous can it be!? He forgot everything!? Lucy thought to herself

"Err...I wouldn't really ask you if I remember do I?" Natsu said with a 'Duh' look. Ignoring that Lucy was shocked at the same time she's relieved and at the same time she's a little disappointed.

Okay, not really little but very disappointed. 'It's not like I'm disappointed because he forgot all of the things he did and said' Lucy thought to herself as she mentally blushes upon remembering those things he did to her.

"Gray, calm down." Lucy said as she tries to calm down the enrage ice mage "Besides Gray we didn't do it."

"Yet" Natsu added while smirking evilly at the ice mage. Earning him a smack in the head by Lucy.

"We won't be doing IT!" Lucy exclaimed.

'And as if I'd let you' Gray thought to himself.

"Well...you don't know what might happen," Natsu said then he faces the blonde-haired mage and smirk at her with his onyx eyes captivating her everything.

"Besides mating whatsoever or not I'll be the one taking it" Gray was rolling his eyes at Natsu's 'cheesy' statement while Lucy...? She's blushing and if I might add I guess it can rival Erza's scarlett hair.

"Heeeeeeeeey! Look up!" A girl said as the three of them look up to see Cana Alberona.

"Okay...Gray stop doing that annoyed expression. It's destroying your hotness, Lucy...stop blushing, your red like a ripe tomato and Natsu...wait...why are you here?"

"Ca...Cana!" Lucy exclaimed as she saw the feisty girl, floating with that carpet.

"Cool! Cana! let me ride too!" Natsu said as he saw the flying carpet.

"Did you stole it from the guy name Aladdin?" Gray asked, earning him a big bump in the head.

"Gee...Why do you always think that I can steal something from that

Aladdin dude?" Cana said as she chugs another bottle of whiskey.

"You don't?" Natsu innocently asked. Wrong move...Cana just hit him so hard by the bottle, his head is bleeding and his cold out on the floor but I guess he's still breathing so maybe he's still alive but definitely needs some first aid treatment. I mean...Every drop of blood is important right?

"Cana! What are you doing here!?" Lucy said as gives the brunette a big hug "I thought you went for a mission"

"How about you what are you doing here together with a dragon slayer," Cana said "Besides I was on a mission but Laxus, that idiot got away and went to kidnapped Mira"

"Err...about that story its kinda long," Lucy said "Freed and Levy-chan saved me and Natsu was knocked out by Freed's runes in my apartment and so we left my apartment and decided to go to the cave for protection and hiding but then when we came there Bixlow was out because Gajeel went berserk there, abducted Levy-chan and Laxus got away"

"Hmmm...so Freed saved you. I guess I better give him some reward later" Cana said, smirking at the different ideas she's been thinking for her Freddie "Anyway...why is Natsu at your apartment?"

"Uh...Er...well..its because...a lot of things happened and I..." Lucy stutter as she saw the look Cana's giving her and with that look seems like Cana won't let her go this time.

"Wait...Lucy could it be you asked Natsu to pop your cherry?" Cana said as continue to teased the blushing blonde "Oooh...But I guess Freed and Levy got in your way that's why you haven't given your cherry to him?

"It's..not...no...I..." O\\\O

"Okay next time I'll make sure that my Freed won't disturb the two of you," Cana said while winking at the very flustered blonde.

"Speaking of Freed what happened to him?" Gray said, changing the topic to help the celestial mage from the endless teasing of Cana Alberona

"He's all...green"

"Oh..him." Cana said with a stoic face "You know, Freed's been too overly paranoid when it comes to things like seat belt and I was like hey that's a carpet why the hell would it have a seat belt? I mean have you seen one? Besides he's been exaggerating about my driving skill as he blabbers about the speed limit and stuff. Isn't he funny? Ahahaha"

Gray and Lucy only look at Freed, the poor guy and his green face with swirling eyes and back to his girlfriend who's been maniacally laughing like a drunkard she is.

'She definitely did it on purpose!' The two of them but was too afraid to voice out their thoughts because who knows?

They might get hit in the head with some hidden stash whiskey bottle and get knocked out on the floor just like a pink-haired mage and hey who would want to spend the rest of the night at a freaky forest?

"Anyway Cana what do you mean by Mira being kidnapped by Laxus?" Gray asked.

"Its exactly what I said" Cana replied as she drinks a Bourbon this time "I was on my way to my mission when I met up with Mira, Lisanna and Elfman and so I decided to join with them since this time we have the same contractor and then halfway we met up with Evergreen then after traveling for the whole day we arrived at Huffle PUB but then a powered up Laxus came and grab Mira with a swoooosh"

"Huffle PUB? That's unbelievable! I mean from here to there...!" Lucy exclaimed as her eyes widen in shock.

"My dear its mating season and even though he's the second generation of dragon slayers it doesn't exclude him from the fact that he's one heck of a sexually frustrated guy and that means he's a pervert! An exhibitionist! A sexually deprived person!" Cana said with so much fierceness.

"Ca..Cana you know we understand it already but an exhibitionist? deprive? If Laxus heard us or any dragon slayer we might really get into trouble" Lucy said as she unconsciously looks around to see if there's any dragon slayer insight.

"Well we have one lying there," Gray said as he lightly kicks the pink-haired mage.

"Hmm...If its Levy...I think she's near Mira" Cana said as she showed them the magic card that represents Levy. "So if we head there we can save the two of them"

"Bu..but how?" Lucy asked, "I mean I don't think that magic carpet of yours can take another three people?"

"Come on, Lucy. Who do you think I am?" Cana said as she looks at her with 'I'm-Cana-Sama-Y'know' look. " Carpet! Get bigger!"

And by Cana's command, the carpet gets bigger making Lucy and Gray amaze. "Okay folks stop drooling at my awesomeness and get that pinky on my carpet"

"Are you sure you're gonna bring him?" Gray asked, "He's still under the mating season thingy right?"

"Yeah. But if he's harmless and he hasn't attacked anyone then I guess with him powered up we can definitely use Natsu in case something happens right?"

"Mm. Okay." Lucy said as she tried to put the pink-haired mage on top of the carpet but because Natsu's weight is pulling them together she's failing miserably at it.

Sighing, Gray easily picked up Natsu from Lucy and placed him beside green Freed. "Thanks, Gray," Lucy said as she smiled at him

"Sigh...You know I only did that because of you." Gray said as he carries Lucy in his arms and placed her on top of the carpet. "Tha...thanks Gray"

Lucy said while blushing as she looked down the ground, avoiding to make eye contact at the ice mage but of course Cana-SAMA didn't miss a thing of what going on.

As she grins at the sight of the two of them.

'Oh...youth...how fun it is.' Cana thought to herself as she begins to think of different evil but totally awesome plans to bully...oops I mean to help the two or should she say..three people?

'Natsu, Lucy, and Gray..huh...Oh well the more the merrier..fufufu' Cana thought as she jumps up towards the carpet.

"Okay, passengers I suggest you hold tight and just keep[ holding if you let go...well...you fall." Cana said as she ready herself in operating the carpet "Okay on the count of FIVE we'll go"

"Okay," Gray and Lucy said as they nod at what the brunette said.

"1...2...GO!" Cana said as she pressed the pedal so hard that they're almost flying at the speed of light. Her passengers? Well, they're desperately holding for their dear life and at the same time mentally cursing her.

Well, I'm just glad that Natsu's not awake or else who knows what might happen, so I guess he'll just need to thank Cana for giving hitting him in the head. That way he's like been shot by anesthesia.

Levy's POV

Nnngh...where am I? Why...why...am I...NAKED!?

...!

Levy's POV to continue on the next chap ;)

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