CHAPTER 16
Chapter 16:
A peaceful night in the forest is what it was supposed to be!? Who would have thought that almost half of the forest is facing the mass destruction caused by Magnolia's number one or should I say the ONLY guild to cause such destruction? Screw drum roll since we all know which at what guild is that but right now the way things are is definitely not good!
Two beautiful sisters are in the middle of a one-sided match,
Levy McGarden is definitely gaping at the scene in front of her
and Laxus? Well, let's just say he's not really interested in a flying carpet crashing on a tree. Not when there are two hot chicks fighting for him, Scary? Hell yeah but the sight of those two girls having their catfight? Well, it definitely needs his attention.
"O...ow" Lucy said as she rubs her sore head.
"Tsk. That damn drunkard! I told her to slow down and look at what happens" Gray exclaimed "Jeez...that stupid drunkard. Lucy are you okay?"
"Er...Gray...yeah I'm fine but I think you should worry more about yourself" Lucy said, pointing at the person behind him.
"Huh?" Then Gray look behind only to see a very...very angry drunkard...oops I mean...a very very angry Cana, with her beautiful wavy brown hair swaying in the breeze she'll look like a girl who is about to model in some magazine while smiling at the cameraman but no...just no...because right now her eyes are glinting with death as she looked at Gray, her swaying hair made her look like a reincarnation of Medusa and her killing intent directed towards Gray. Well, let's just say the murderer meets its victim.
"Ca...Cana, Calm...down" Gray said as he gulps in fear.
"Gray...now tell me...who is this damn, stupid drunkard," Cana said with a possibility to be a murder weapon on her hand.
"Di...did I say damn and stupid drunkard?" Gray said as he stutters through his words "I..I mean to say..awesome and beautiful drunkard"
"Hmmm...really? did I misheard it?" Cana said as stumble to her feet, yep she's drunk or maybe hit her head on one of the trees when they crash down.
"Ye...yeah...you misheard it!? Right, Lucy?" Gray said, desperate to save his life from the reincarnation of Medusa.
"Ye..yeah, anyway Cana aren't we supposed to stop Mira-san and Lisanna?" Lucy said, changing the topic.
"AH! That's right Mira!" Cana said, snapping from her wobbly trance and as she turns around to see for any white-haired beauty, there she saw...not a beauty but a DEMON and a bloody fight going on.
"Mira!" Cana exclaimed making the two look at the direction where Cana's looking at and at the same time their eyes widen and as Lucy feel tears welling up because right now in front of her is no longer a catfight but Laxus' girlfriend who is definitely on *Bitch Mode* as she felt herself pitying Lisanna.
"Damn it! Somebody stop those two!" Cana exclaimed "Hey! Freed! Natsu! Get you asses up and stop those two!" But from the look of it, it will probably take some time before those two are back in action.
"Tch. Useless bums! Gray! What are you doing! Stop them!" Cana-SAMA commanded
"No...way. I'll die. Definitely" Gray said as he looks at the amazing girl fight in front of him.
"Ah! That's right where is Levy-chan!" Lucy exclaimed as she immediately stood up, ignoring the pain from her strained foot as she tried to look for the blue-haired mage. "Leeeeeeevy-chan! Levy-chan! Levy-!"
"Lu-chan!"
Lucy's eyes widen when she heard that familiar voice and before she can even say anything, Levy rushes towards her and give the blonde a big hug as the friends reunite with each other.
"Levy-chan! Uwaaaaah! You're okay! Waaaa!" Lucy said as she cried childishly at her friend's arms
"Sorry for making you worried Lu-chan" Levy said as she tried to comfort the crying mage.
"Tch! Stop with that lesbian hug and makeup you're doing and stop those two!" Cana-SAMA said, only to be ignored by the two girls.
"Levy-chan...I thought...that idiot Gajeel...chasti...uwaaaah" Lucy said between her sobs.
"I'm fine..see?" Levy said as she winks at her"I still have IT"
"But...why are you wearing different clothes?" Lucy asked "Could it be!? Gajeel is a fast shooter that's why you're *GASP*"
"SHEESH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!?" Levy exclaimed embarrassed by Lucy's weird and perverted assumption "Mira saved me and lent me these clothes!"
"Oh...Aye," Lucy said, kinda shock to see the usually calm blue-haired mage burst like that. Well, who could blame her? It's only been DAY ONE, NIGHT ONE of this hellish like mating season and she's already been under so many attacks and attempts by a certain iron dragon slayer.
"A...anyway...Laxus' here and he's kinda paralyzed" Levy said, "We should find someone to tend hi-"
Before Levy can finish her sentence, Freed who was supposed to be in the middle of vomiting and barfing suddenly stood up and like the wind he brushes past Levy and Lucy as he gave Laxus a big hug, tackling him over. "WAAAA...Laxus! My...Laxus is okay...WaaaAaa" Freed said as he continues to hug the blonde-haired man. "Eeck...Freed let go of me damn it!" Laxus exclaimed, obvious that he's feeling uncomfortable from all the hugging.
Sigh, you can't blame him... no guy wants to have another guy hugging them like a girl.
"Cana, is your boyfriend all right?" Levy asked as she awkwardly looked at the two guys hugging"You sure he's doesn't belong to the other side"
"What side?" Lucy asked innocently.
"You know? The not so straight side?" Levy said as her eyes glitter in delight.
"Oh~ That dreamy side! All the girls love that side!" Lucy said
"HO~ Those two idiots," Cana said as she stomps her way towards the two of them, ready to beat the shit out of Freed and lecture Laxus.
"This is gonna be a long one." Gray said as he heaved a long sigh "Sheesh...and here I thought our topmost priority is to stop Mira?"
"Ca...Cana...calm down...Gray is right we have to stop Mira soon, just like this old saying from the west! Time is Gold!" Dramatically said by Freed
"Y'know what your beat-up face and what you're saying doesn't really match," Gray said as he looks at Freed with pitiful eyes. Because even now he can't believe that this man, who is known as one of the strongest mages of Fairy Tail who has the qualities to become an S-mage is in this devastating state just because of Cana-SAMA.
"Anyway...Gold or not we have to stop Mira! If she released more of her powers here it might eventually reach Magnolia and who knows what might happen so..." Cana said, "So first anyone here who has any suggestions to stop her?"
"So...you crash in here without even thinking of a plan?" Laxus said as she sighs.
"Well... it's Cana that we're talking about," Lucy said in a whisper-like tone
"Did you say something?" Cana said as she glares at Lucy and Laxus.
"No...nothing at all Cana-sama" Lucy said as she shrieks in fear. As expected of Cana-SAMA, she has ears like a devil.
"Ah! Hai! Here! over here! I have some ideas!" Levy said as she raises her right arm.
"Tsk. What's with all the raising? Are you in a freaking school" Gray said, earning him a big lump in the head?
"Oh...Levy as expected of you. So what is your plan?" Cana said
"Okay so here's my plan. Since this whole thing started because of Laxus then we just have to use Laxus to calm down Mira and then while Lisanna is still immobilized we can use one of Freed's spell to cast a hypnotic spell on Lisanna so that she won't go after Laxus anymore and then we'll send the two of them back at where Evergreen and Elfman is!"
"That's a good idea!" Cana exclaimed "Yosh! Gray and Lucy, I want you to stop or at least capture Lisanna and Laxus hurry up to make up with Mira!"
"Ha!? What? That's it? Can't you at least give me some concrete explanation of things or maybe at least help in stopping her?" Laxus said as he tried to argue with Cana but to no avail, he was only ignored by her.
"Tha...that's right you should let Laxus go alone at least...let me...help him!" Freed said with all his might only to be glared at by Cana. "Did you say something? Freedie boy?"
"No..nothing" Freed said as he gulps in horror.
"Good. Well then prepare your runes for the spell and now everyone in your position!" Cana exclaimed as she looks while smirking at Laxus who has his hands on his knees because even Freed can't say a word to his girlfriend.
"What's with Cana's 'I-win-look'?" Lucy asked.
"Hmm...I guess she was really bothered about the BL thing" Levy said
"BL thing? What are you talking about?" Gray said joining the conversation.
"Its kinda like you and Natsu," Levy said.
"Huh!?" Gray said as he shot Levy with an I-don't-get-it-look
"Sigh, Gray, it's for your own good so its better if you don't know," Lucy said making Gray shrug as he tried to think the different meaning that BL stands for but we all know, especially the girls here...awakening to the BL side won't do Gray any good...at least we don't want him to change targets. (From Lucy to Natsu) even though such an idea does spark an interest.
"Anyway won't anyone comment on what just Cana said," Gray said "She just called Freed, Freedie"
"Shh! One wrong word and Cana-SAMA will kill you!" Lucy said
"Gray...seriously just shut up," Levy said, too tired to say anything. Yup, Levy just told him to shut up.
"What's with the whisperings?" Cana said as she eyed them suspiciously.
"Nothing~ We're just humming. Tralalaaaa~" Lucy said, too tired to have another problem arising...Sure she wants this thing to hurry up and go back to her home, have a long shower and sleep at her fluffy bed. Well until Natsu's still having some side effects from his motion sickness, she wants to have a long rest.
"Okay, we're gonna start things on the count of three so Laxus hurry up do your thing" Cana ordered.
"Huh? What...thing? Just what should I...?" Laxus frantically said, sure he could face Jura, Acnologia, Purehito, a crying Mavis and stuff but a berserk demon girlfriend? Seems like his grandpa forgot to teach him about that.
"Oh...sheesh, just stop whining! Hug her! Kiss her! Stuff like a sexually frustrated dragon would do!" Cana said as she took another gulp from one of her secret stash of Vodka. "Anyway, I'll start counting! On the count of three...One..."
And bam!
For Freed, Levy, Gray, and Lucy they know Cana-SAMA would NEVER wait till the count of three and they just have to learn it through the hard way. So the moment she said one they dive into battle...Laxus? Well, let's just say he's a second early because before Cana-SAMA can even say the word one, with the help of Levy's magic she threw off Laxus towards Mira.
Oh well...let's just hope this time around their plan can finally work because if it doesn't...they'll surely die.
Either from the hands of Majin Mira or Cana-SAMA in which case failure is definitely not an option.
But how about our lovable and sexually frustrated pink haired dragon slayer? Well, let's just say he's still lying there with a green face and swirly eyes as he tries to stand up and reach for the running figure of the blonde-haired mage, crying out her name while trying not to puke which I might add is failing miserably.
But on the other hand, our dear iron dragon slayer is currently
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CLIFFHANGER!?
oh well, I just love making cliffhanger~ ^_^
SO its GUESS TIME!
WHO's WITH WHO! ^^