Yep I died

Today was a bright sunny day which was a welcome change from the rain that would usually plague my city, I had a date with a hot and smart girl and nailed a job interview and those little things had placed me in an exceptionally good mood, heck this was the best of my life.

The restaurant I was going to use for my date was located in a nice and cozy area just right outside the city and close enough to my house in case I get lucky if you know what I mean, and an Italian restaurant. This was the sort of restaurant that I would enjoy eating. This was due to the fact that I was Italian descendant mostly, it was not cheap but not expensive, so I thought it was a good option for a first date, and the quality of the food was outstanding, it was also a local restaurant not from a big franchise and it made me feel good to go there as I was helping the little business owners a penny at a time.

The majority of the restaurants I had seen around it are not good or too expensive and to be honest, I'm kinda picky when it comes to food, largely due to the fact that once I taste something good my standards stay there forever.

Anyway luckily for me, the distance to the restaurant from my date house was not so far that I would need to take my car or a taxi so we could enjoy the way talking and getting to know each other better I mean, that way I would know how compatible we are.

Come to think of it I know too little of her, but she seemed really nice and shared similar interests with me, I never been an attractive person or good with the ladies I'm an average man and it's nice having a ten interested in a five, or maybe just maybe I'm a hot ten with low self-esteem?.

I rolled my eyes at that after all a man knows when he's attractive and I'm average at best, it's an instinct I suppose you could even call it a hunch a man knows when he is batting out of his league, but that's good sometimes all you need is a good personality even if you are ugly as fuck.

Not discriminating to anyone I seen uglier man score ladies that should be put in magazines so perhaps beauty is an abstract concept that is valued by the eye of the buyer, meaning that if you are ugly for someone you might be hot for another.

I really hate to admit it, but I'm nervous it's my first date in a while and while I know being me is the best way to settle the deal, that thought doesn't help.

These thoughts clouded my mind as I crossed the street and destiny decided to fuck me up.

A truck hit me and of course, I died.

"NANI?" Truck-Kun

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The truck hit me and Immediately my head was blank.

The world started spinning in slow-motion when people say you know when you are going to die is not a joke, I felt my life slip away just like that in seconds, after a slight feeling of pressure and pain in my body, and then nothing.

I died.

Having that thought, I opened eyes to find myself inside of a truck trailer, a massive one at that the first thought that came to my mind was what in the hell is happening? then the sudden realization, that's right an idiot with a truck killed me, though, to be honest, it kinda feels like I'm being kidnapped I mean why else I would be inside of a trailer?.

Is this real? or was I hallucinating, some doctors say that you have some brain activity after you died and that's enough to have dreams.

In the midst of my thoughts questioning myself, the truck trailer around me suddenly disappeared and changed into a beautiful field with animals and roses.

" I am really so sorry!! I didn't want to run over you " I turn around to see a Truck... a fucking literal truck crying, yeah this shit is not making sense, first of all how the fuck trucks cry?.

The truck jumped and kneeled in front of me still crying…changing his form to that of an Autobot, kinda like Optimus prime.

"This is one bizarre hallucination before dying that's for sure," I said in an awkward manner, "I forgive you... I think.."

For now, I supposed I will just go with the flow and accept the situation and even though it makes no fucking sense and I have no idea what I should do, I mean common a truck is crying an Autobot truck at that.

" You… forgive me?" the truck said cleaning his tears.

"Yes, just please... stop crying having a talking truck is more than enough for me," I said with a faint smile.

After hearing my words, the truck jumped in joy, light sparkling with determination.

"So did I died?" I asked, "and if so is this hell or heaven, or maybe its the limbo, or just a dream?"

The truck got serious expression when I said, staring at me, I suddenly had this thought if heaven is pleasure, this means.... please truck don't tell me… could this really be hell?

"This is not heaven or hell, and limbo is not real," the truck said, looking at me.

"Ok... so who are you, I mean besides a talking truck," I asked.

"I am not a simple truck but a truck god," the truck said.

"Ok...." I said realizing that shit is getting weird, and I have read light novels so my weird standards are high, "and you killed me,"

"Yes, it is my fault," the truck said with tears forming up his lights.

"Can you resurrect me?" I asked, don't blame me it's worth a shot.

" Well, even though I killed you, which was my mistake for texting while rolling I'm afraid I cannot resurrect you, you will either have to reincarnate or disappear. What do you know about reincarnation?" The truck said.

"Jesus Christ and that's about all I know," I answered honestly, "But I think you mean I have to be reborn into another world right?."

Truck-Kun, who was looking at me, nod with satisfaction, I realized that he must be thinking of giving me another chance in another world. I am actually surprised that I get a second chance I'm your average joe but hey let's do it, why not?

"You have two options, disappearing or reincarnation into another world," The truck asked me.

Fuck disappearing! That's a horrible option! is like asking a man a kiss or a kick in the balls, against reincarnation disappearing is like killing myself, there was never really a choice, to begin with, was there?!.

"I'll reincarnate, I kinda like living," I said.

At that answer, Truck Kun nodded deeply and said, " because it was my mistake and to truly apologize for it, I will grant you any wish your heart desires, as long as they don't mess with the world I selected for you."

'Isn't this nice' I thought with an evil and mischievous expression on my face, I had the opportunity to cheat my way into the top thanks to this truck? There are so many different wishes that are awesome that were floating around in my head, but maybe this is a test and getting greedy is bad.

"There is no catch, I don't care if you use them for good or evil," The truck said, and knowing he knew what I thinking, I knew that he was able to read my mind.

"What world did you select If I might ask of course," I asked after all the wishes depend a lot in the world I was going to born, I was going to ask for smart stuff nothing that would make me a god.

"Naruto," The truck answers.

Knowing the world I was going to be born I knew what to wish for.

"I want to retain all of my memories from this life," I said.

"Sure is that all?" the Truck asks

"Hehe no... take a seat this might take a while," I said with a laugh.

"Sure haha let's do it," The truck said laughing with me.

"I wish to be god talented Madara/Itachi levels of a prodigy in the ninja arts," I said.

"Ok go on," the truck said.

"I want chakra reserves like I was a freaking tailed monster," I said

"Done, and smart if you didn't ask for that you would been a talented ninja with no chakra haha," the truck said.

"I want a system like one of those in novels and fanfics online," I said.

"Done," The truck said looking at me to continue.

"I would like to have a powerful bloodline too, but not the Sharingan that shit has many drawbacks, I would like to have the Ice release kekkei genkai and every other elemental kekkei genkai release" I said getting greedy.

"Jeez someone wants to fuck the world," the truck said laughing.

"I want to be born in Konoha," I said with a smile, "and I want to be immune to genjutsu if I feel like it, and know and understand the language immediately and that's it those are my wishes."

"Alright, just know you didn't ask for some stuff and I like to spice things up so don't blame me," the truck said.

And with that, my body is wrapped in a warm glow and I started to slowly disappear.

After the truck god gave me my wishes, I was plunged into the darkness which really shocked me, I expected to be born immediately after the wishes, but apparently no.

It was dark and I seemed to be floating in the water so I was still in the womb, I knew I should ask for a console to play away the boredom, and suddenly some weird pressure that was pressing on my skull was pushing me, hard enough that it actually hurts and just like that I was born.

"She's beautiful honey," a man with a raspy voice said,

"Yes, she is," the woman holding me said.

"SAY WHAT NOW!" I shouted inside my mind. Yep, I was reincarnated into a woman, fuck the truck for real.

"Akali, Sarutobi Akali, it has a nice ring to it don't you think?" the woman asked the man.

"I love it," the man said kissing her, "I'll go and tell dad his first grandchild is ready to meet him,"

"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU TRUCK!" I shouted inside my mind.

"RGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" A roar filled the air, with despair I remembered where I was.

"The Kyuubi attack...." I thought in panic, "GOD DAMN IT!"

And the time passed and I was finally four years old in this world though, I survived the attack four years I'm still scared the day I knew what it was to be completely helpless, I was a baby with no motor skills, my mother was Amari Sarutobi and my Father was Xin Sarutobi, and my grandpa well, he was Hiruzen Sarutobi, he was an amazing grandpa, to be honest doting me in everything, even the stupidest things.

"Are you okay, Akali-chan?" one of the Anbu always protecting me clan asked, I was still getting used to being a...woman.

I was sitting outside thinking about these three years, Konohamaru had been born a few days back meaning that I was... an old sister, my new dad, and mom, they just disappeared after Konohamaru was born and still haven't come back which I think its because they are probably dead, and since that day Granpa is doting me extra if I sneeze I have twenty anbu around me giving me a freaking tissue.

If it is not this inner me, a spoiled selfish brat would be born from all this doting! Saying that I am actually very happy about it, it's nice to feel protected especially with people like Danzo around, and I never had a Grandpa so it was nice to get a chance at that this time.

I smile awkwardly as I look up at the Anbu." I'm....nervous…"

The reason I was nervous was that I was going to start the academy soon, and that meant everything was about to start, Orochimaru, Akatsuki, etc, I would feel better if I had the system I asked for but yet nothing, if I had no skill for the ninja arts my dead was assured.

And when you put it that way no wonder I am nervous. After all, my grandpa is the leader Konoha and we are one of the most respected clans around, people treat me like a princess but that's not gonna save me in the long run.

"You're gonna do fine, Akali-chan," the Anbu said in a soothing tone patting me in the head, "You will show those kids what a real ninja is,"

"Thanks, Cat-san," I said to the Anbu with the cat mask.

"There is nothing to worry about, you are going to be the deadliest and cutest ninja that the academy has ever seen." The Anbu said with determination.

First day in the academy

I hum as I walk along to my classroom, surprisingly I passed all the tests to enter with ease scoring the highest in all of even. I still cannot believe it, I thought I would do average at best, but what had me really happy was that I did have a system and it Awoken when I entered the academy.

[Name: Akali Sarutobi

Clan: Sarutobi

Age: 4

Kekkei Genkai: Boil Release, Crystal Release, Dark Release, Explosion Release, Ice Release, Lava Release, Magnet Release, Mud Release, Scorch Release, Steel Release, Wood Release, Storm Release, Dust release, Light release, Plasma Release.

Chakra natures: Fire, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth

Chakra levels: Jonin Level

Chakra control level: High Genin

Taijutsu level: Average Genin

Ninjutsu level: Low Genin

Genjutsu level: Civilian

Genjutsu resistance: Perfect

Ninjutsu available: Henge no Jutsu

Taijutsu available: Basic Anbu form of self-defense (Beginner)

Genjutsu available: none

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STORE

ITEMS

MODS (AVAILABLE AFTER JONIN TITLE HAS BEEN ACQUIRED)

RANK FOR STATS ( AVAILABLE AFTER CHUNNIN TITLE HAS BEEN ACQUIRED)

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◆Strenght: 30 - ◆D++

◆Dexterity: 25 - ◆D+

◆Constitution : 20 - ◆D

◆Intelligence: 150 - ◆A-

◆Wisdom : 200 - ◆A

◆Charisma : 500 - ◆SSS

◆Luck: 150 - ◆SS

Strength - measuring physical power and carrying capacity

Constitution - measuring endurance, stamina, and good health

Dexterity - measuring agility, balance, coordination, and reflexes

Intelligence - measuring deductive reasoning, knowledge, memory, logic, and rationality.

Wisdom - measuring self-awareness, common sense, restraint, perception, and insight.

Charisma - measuring force of personality, persuasiveness, leadership and successful planning, it also helps when it comes to flirting and looks the higher your charisma the better looking you will be.

Luck - it might help you it might not.

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HP: 250/250 ◆C◆

CHK: 15000/15000 ◆A◆

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Today, I was summoned to the Hokage office by my grandfather, he wanted to congratulate me in person, by taking me to school so he was walking me down the aisle to the classroom.

"Welcome to the kunoichi class, Akali chan, my name is Arisa Matimotto, and I'll be your teacher for the first three years of the academy," My teacher introduced herself, and the bowed to the Hokage aka grandpa.

"Be a good girl Akali-chan," Grandpa said giving me a kiss in my forehead, leaving me alone with the teacher and the other dozen of girls, I only managed to recognize two Ino and Sakura.

"Let's show you how to recognize deadly flowers from normal flowers," The teacher said.

"I miss my gender..." I thought as I follow her.

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