Kakashi Hatake and the test

Time passed and our sensei did not come, to the point that we were left alone in the room, Naruto was desperate and Sasuke in his emo mode.

"Why is our sensei so DAMN LATE!!?" Naruto asked looking at me and Sasuke.

"Don't know and don't care," I replied.

"Hn," Sasuke apparently agreed with me.

"I'm gonna show him, to never be late again! believe it!" Naruto said with a mischievous smile on his face putting a trap on the door for Kakashi.

'I should been the second-best Kunoichi, Sakura was supposed to deal with this shit,' I thought watching Naruto and knowing what would happen next with Kakashi.

"Like a Jounin would fall for such a stupid booby trap," Sasuke said looking with disdain the trap Naruto set up, and as in cue, Kakashi opened the door.

Kakashi fell into Naruto's trap, or rather made us believe that he did, Naruto was laughing nonstop, and I decided to simply ignore what was going on, Sasuke was watching Kakashi asking himself if our sensei was a Jounin.

"Hmm, how can I say this?" Kakashi said looking at us, "My first impression is that you guys are stupid,"

"Can't blame you for that hypothesis sensei," I said with a chuckle.

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Kakashi took us to the roof of the academy to ask us about our dreams and goals to try to get to know us better, but I knew he had our files at hand so this was just a teambuilding exercise, Sasuke had the same emo dream from the original universe and Naruto still wanted to be Hokage, and for my part, I just wanted to be strong enough to protect everyone I cared.

Kakashi told us that we would have a survival mission and gave us a paper with the time and directions to get there, Kakashi did not leave without telling us that we should not eat breakfast.

Once Kakashi left, I told Naruto and Sasuke, "have some breakfast tomorrow, part of being a Shinobi is knowing when to obey orders and when not to, and this order is stupid,"

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The next morning I woke up at eight, even though training was at six I knew Kakashi would be late.

"Akali-chan you were late, did something happen?" Naruto asked.

"No, nothing." I answered by sitting down to wait for Kakashi,

"Hn," Sasuke said, letting me know that he envied me for getting a couple more hours of sleep.

"Good morning," Kakashi said with a smile,

"You're super late!" said Naruto angry.

"I got lost helping a cat cross the street," replied Kakashi, "and you Akali-chan why were you late,"

So he was watching us, "I got lost in the path of life sensei,"

Kakashi looked at me in surprise for a second, but he regained his composure and said, "You have until noon to take these bells off me, there are only two bells that have one that will pass this test,"

"Interesting," I said in a low tone.

"Come with intent to kill, only then will you succeed," Kakashi said, putting the bells on his hips.

"I hope you won't regret asking me to go with killing intent at you, Sensei," I said after all I want to see how strong I am against Kakashi.

"But we'll kill you, you can't even dodge an eraser," Naruto said laughing.

"Ignore Mr dead-last, and do it," Kakashi said.

Naruto got angry at the remark he was the dead-last in our class and tried to attack Kakashi, but Kakashi moved behind him with ease stopping his kunai.

"I haven't said we can't start yet," Kakashi said.

"Well, this ought to be fun," I said with a chuckle.

"BEGIN!" As soon as Kakashi said that we dispersed into the forest, well at least Sasuke and me, Naruto, of course, decided to be an idiot and face Kakashi alone.

I was hiding in one of the trees and I decided to watch and see the fight for myself, it not always you can watch fun stuff like this, Naruto rushed towards Kakashi.

"Shinobi lesson number one, Taijutsu," Kakashi said pulling a book from his bag.

Kakashi started to read this hentai book while Naruto tried to attack him to no avail, I'm actually surprised he can multitask so well, then again Naruto is pretty straight forward making it easy to read his movements and counter-attack.

"You shouldn't get caught from behind," Kakashi said behind Naruto with the tiger sign on his hand, trying to make us believe he was going to use ninjutsu with Naruto, and like in the series, Naruto lost his virginity to Kakashi, "Secret technique! A thousand years of pain!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Naruto shouted in pain while flying towards the lake in the training ground.

"HAHAHAHAHA," I couldn't control myself, one thing was watching that animated, but watching it happen for real is too much.

Naruto tried to beat Kakashi with the Shadow clone Jutsu, but again it was to no avail.

"Alright, I already had my fun, time to help these two," I said to myself still laughing a bit, "I know you're behind me sensei, save me the bravado."

"Boo!" Kakashi said appearing behind me, "Lesson number two, genjutsu"

Kakashi tried to put me on a genjutsu, but failed thanks to my immunity to them.

"Yeah that's not gonna work," I said using shunpo to take the bells.

"Impressive," Kakashi said with a smile, or the equivalent of one for him.

[◆Name: Shunpo no Jutsu

◆Swift Release

◆ Jutsu Rank: B

◆Mastery rank: A+

◆Chakra requirement: 50CHK per Shunpo

◆Description: is a movement technique that allows the user to move faster than the eye can follow as speed is the main factor of the technique DEX is important for it, the method is best characterized by how fast one can get from point A to point B in the least amount of steps. Training and skill are what determines how fast a user of Shunpo can move. Users of little skill in the technique or those who have not used it for an extended period of time would obviously be out of practice, causing them to be considerably slower, which requires the use of more steps to move the same distance and become winded in a shorter amount of time.

◆Range: 0-150m

◆Hand signs: Ram

◆Cooldown before using again: 2 sec

]

"You better give those bells, Akali," Kakashi said putting his book back on his pouch.

"Come and get them sensei," I said using another shunpo to get far away from him.

"Her files said she was good, but this is ridiculous," Kakashi said to himself chasing my tracks.

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'I wonder how long will it take him to catch me,' I thought sitting on a tree.

A few kunais flew in my way, to which I reacted and jumped out of the tree, just to find Kakashi behind me, doing a backflip, I started to exchange some blows with Kakashi,

"The Anbu taijutsu form, that pretty good," Kakashi said, "But not enough,"

"Wood release: Deadly roses!" I decided to use some ninjutsu, knowing full well that Kakashi outclassed me in taijutsu, my wood release jutsu works creating hundreds of wooden stakes that fly towards the enemy ready to impaling them and creating roses with their blood.

"Fire style: Great fireball!" Kakashi decided to counter-attack my wood release Jutsu with fire, burning away my Jutsu.

"I'm impressed a Genin shouldn't have the amount of chakra to do that," Kakashi said, showing me the bells on his hand.

"It was when we had our little taijutsu exchange right?" I asked Kakashi.

"hehe yes, I took the chance to take the bells when you jumped out of the kunais way," Kakashi answered.

"Fire style: fireball!" Sasuke said jumping out of the bushes trying to attack Kakashi from behind.

"I'll be back with you later Akali-chan," Kakashi said jumping out the fireballs way going to attack Sasuke.

"Well, that settles it, Kakashi is still stronger than me," I said to myself, "But I bet I can manage to make him use the Sharingan,"

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Kakashi and Sasuke began to fight, and as Kakashi recalled he simply defeated him with ease, driving Sasuke into the earth, and with that, the bell rang and our time was gone.

"There is no need for you guys to go back to the academy," Kakashi said, making Naruto that was tied up move his legs in happiness, "You three should quit being a shinobi,"

"QUIT BEING NINJAS, THE HECK I won't!" Naruto shouted angrily.

"Because all of you are punks who doesn't deserve to be a ninja," Kakashi answered.

Sasuke who was sitting down rushed out to attack Kakashi, but Kakashi neutralized him with a simple move.

"And that's why you are a punk," Kakashi said stepping on Sasuke head.

"We failed the test fair and square," I said with a chuckle, "Alone we had no chance against him, but together, we might just make it,"

"But he only has two bells," Naruto said looking at me.

"I think that was on purpose, isn't that right Kakashi sensei," I said looking at Kakashi, but his expression denoted that he knew I knew.

"You were the worst Akali, you are the skillet and most prepared ninja in this team, and yet you decided to abandon your team, just because you wanted to test your skills with me, in a field mission that would been the end of your team," Kakashi said in a concerning cold tone.

"Fair enough," I said.

"But I decided to give you guys another chance, eat the lunches I brought, but don't give Naruto anything, that's the punishment for failing the first time," Kakashi said leaving the place.

"Ok Naruto want my lunch?" I asked Naruto.

"But Kakashi said," Naruto was about to question me.

"Naruto there are rules that are too stupid to follow, this is one," I said with a smile.

"Hn, hey moron, take mine, we need Akali if we want to have a chance against Kakashi," Sasuke said offering his lunch box.

"How about halfsies?" I asked Sasuke getting for the first time since I have known him a faint smile.

When we were about to feed Naruto, a blast of smoke spread in the area, and Kakashi appeared.

"YOU GUYS!!!!," Kakashi said almost shouting, "Pass♡"

I knew he was close, but still, this shit surprised me.

"ALRIGHT!" Naruto shouted happily.

"Hn," Sasuke agreed.

'Well, what else could possibly go wrong' I thought, contemplating my future.