Truck-kun

Ainsley was going out if his room for the first time in 6 weeks(he has a toilet and shower in his room) just to buy a game. What game was it you might ask, and I would answer no fucking idea.

Well the closest place where he can buy this game is about 3 km from his house so he decided to walk instead of taking a cab or using public transport. Ainsley went ahead and took his place on the queue waiting for the shop to open, there was still more than 2 hours until the shop opened and Ainsley needed to spend time somehow. He took out his phone and started watching youtube videos completely cutting himself off the world.

While all this was happening Legendary Truck-kun was planning to send masses to other worlds in order to gather enough karma to become a god. Since he couldn't cultivate in any way he had to use other methods such as karma to reach godhood. While traveling through the streets Truck-kun saw a group of about 200 people waiting on a line. He realized all of them were gamers who came to buy the nameless game that was coming out today.

Truck-kun saw that if he sent all 200 of them to other worlds in less than a year he could become a god so he started to drive towards them.

Ainsley heard shouts and screams coming from his back and when he turned to take a look at what was going on he saw the Legendary Truck-kun about to hit him.

Well after getting 100 broken bones and suffering for 20 minutes Ainsley died. Only to wake up in a white space. Where he heard a furious shout

"What the fuck is this shit this is the 76th kid today and we aren't allowed to send any two people to the same world"(unknown god)

"Hello, what is going on can anyone tell me. Will I be reincarnated with cheats."(Ainsley)

"Choose three cheats from these choices while I look for a new world don't make any more sound while I am looking for a place for you"(unknown god)

"Why the fuck is this subtitle saying I am a god for fuck sake I am just a random angel. My name is Michael and no I am not the Archangel Michael"(angel Michael)

Ainsley started looking through his cheat choices and saw a few that could work there were some things like having an absolutely powerful body, a god tier cultivation technique which he will probably choose. he saw a cheat that seemed to him like the best of the best "ultimate skill merging". If he took this and the skill merging needed him to know the techniques then he would be fucked because he wasn't some genius who could learn it with a look. He was looking through the cheats when he saw the ultimate genius which,if chosen, made him into a beast in understanding any kind of technique.

He pondered what his three choices should be and finally decided to take

1. God-tier cultivation technique

2. Ultimate skill merging

3. Ultimate genius

"I have chosen my cheats"(Ainsley)

"Didn't I say don't talk until I found a world for you"(angel michael)

After waiting for 10 more minutes Ainsley was starting to become restless when he heard

"Alright I found you a world but it might be a bit hard for you to become really formidable since your body has a deficiency that causes you to not be able to push out any energy out of your body before reaching godhood"(Michael)

Michael was pondering whether he should add something extra for the kid in front of him since it would be counted as his fault if Ainsley didn't become formidable and both Truck-kun(soon to be sama) and the god council who was sending these people to reincarnate would be angry at him. In order to add something extra he had to use his own energy.

"What the hell sure I'll add something extra for you, tell me what cheats have you chosen"(michael)

"God-tier cultivation technique, Ultimate skill merging, Ultimate genius"(Ainsley)

"Alright have a nice trip"(Michael)

Ainsley blacked out and all he could see was pitch black after some unknown time he found himself laying down on grass he tried to get up and realized he wasn't used to his body.

After trying to walk and talk for a while he realized he had become a baby and he was in the middle of a fucking forest, what kind of shitty luck is this were his thoughts at the moment when he heard a woman talking enthusiastically.

"You know what we should do Aero lets have a baby I want to have a baby, I am so bored these days at least a baby would make me occupied and I wouldn't get bored this much, please please lets have a baby"(unknown woman)

"Last time you said that remember how you chickened out at the bed don't tell me the same thing won't happen again that was the 4th time Brea"(Aero)

"Why don't we adopt a child"(Brea)

Ainsley knew this was his only chance to live and he started screaming and crying with all he had.

Aero and Brea saw that there was a baby about 100 meters from them and Aero was shocked while Brea was ecstatic

"AEROOO world is giving us a hint I think we should take this child in as ours"(Brea)

"Well we can but he probably won't be as powerful as we are so even if you give him the god-tier cultivation techniques we have he won't have as much resources as we did and we don't know his talent either"(Aero)

"I don't care we are taking him in"(Brea)

"Alright go ahead and pick him up"(Aero)

Yesss I won't die in this random forest I get to liiive

Brea is a really beautiful woman, she is about 170cm and has a cute face. She has bluish purplish hair and it doesn't look like the hair is dyed.

She took me in her arms and took me towards Aero.

Aero is a 190cm guy with a muscular body and white hair, he is really handsome too.

Is everyone like this then when I grow up I would be counted as really ugly in this world were Ainsleys thoughts when he saw the couple.

He didn't choose any skills like system because there were none like that so he was wondering whether there were any system or something like that.

"Did you call to me master"

Ainsley heard a man's voice in his head

No no no no no no it has to be a cute girl voice not a guys voice he screamed in his head.

"Aight fuck you I ain't helping you then"

"Sorry system sorry please don't abandon me I was just startled"(Ainsley)

"I accept your apology for this time but don't be rude to me anymore please I get hurt pretty easily, my name is kêdii by the way. Nice to meet you Ainsley"(kêdii)

"So what can you do kêdii"(Ainsley)

"Buckle up there are a lot of things I can do ...