A Priest

*Ring* *Ring*

" Excuse me ladies."

The three women Enel is speaking to part and he walks outside, putting up a small sound barrier to prevent his call from being heard.

" Now who is calling me?"

[ Uriel ]

*Click* " Hello son what do you need?"

" Father that Priest, Frank Lawrence has arrived."

" I'll be there in a minute send him to my office."

" *Sputter* The one in your home?!"

" Of course Uriel and Uriel you are always welcome it is your childhood home."

" Thank you and of course, I'll send him right away."

" Thank you son."

" It was my pleasure Father."

*Click* Timestops and Enel disappears, reappearing in his Office chair.

*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*

" Come in Father Lawrence."

Lawrence walks in, continuing to look around in shock and awe at the room and the silver city.

" Father Lawrence if you like the city so much let me show you this."

Enel snaps and the curtains of his office open and from his window Father Lawrence sees a significant portion of the Sliver city glistening in the sun, people playing and having a good time with dead family and ancestors. The Priest stares for a minute, a small smile on his face before he snaps his attention towards Enel. Frank drops and begins to kneel in front of Enel.

" Frank if I wanted people to kneel I could have made it happen a long time ago, sit in the chair please."

" Of course my Lord."

" Listen I got Uriel to send you here because I wanted to say I'm sorry and thank you."

" What are you sorry for, my lord?"

" God or Enel is fine, and I'm sorry for your daughter and the crash. I'm also sorry for letting you die to help my son Samael."

" My daughter seems to be fine here in Heaven and if it was in your plan then I have no problem dying for it."

" Your faith is strong Father Lawrence. I'm grateful you understand some are not so ok with what I do. It's completely understandable they are not, I do not expect humans to understand they do not have the scope I do, they have not seen what I have nor can/will they ever."

" My lord it was my pleasure and please call me Frank."

" Frank do you have any questions at all about me or anything in existence?"

" What a broad question but I guess my only question is, is Conner ok?"

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Of course I have made sure. In the future he has a wife and three kids two girls one boy and he names the boy after you."

" That Is all I wanted to know thank you."

" No it's not it's all you will ask me because you believe your self unworthy of my time. Father Lawrence you were a good man and I have eternity, no one not even sinners are lesser than I."

" It's really not important my Lord."

" It is to me so let me just tell you some things that hopefully help you.

1. Heaven is pass-fail either you get in or you don't and past that no one's previous life matters, no one gets special treatment overall.

2. The bible is mostly complete crap, Heaven is all about judging souls based purely on action, strength of character, general acceptance.

3. The human that wrote the gays thing is definitely in hell, persons that hate any group of people like that with no room for a changing of that opinion go to hell.

4. Sins made in desperation as long as they are not too terrible are forgiven.

5. Most sin is ok, I made humans and gave them these rules not to punish them but to try and make them better than the Angels or Me even.

6. I respect your profession as holy men and women and practicing belief is fine as long as no one is hurt but I sin, By my own rules I sin. "

" If you do it then it's not a sin my lord."

" Oh no it's definitely a sin, please don't repeat this I won't force you but please don't but, I sleep around a lot with demons, humans, Greek and Norse goddesses. I've done a lot I also am a petty, wrathful, pride filled beast of a man who has seen to the personal punishment of many that have wronged me or my creations."

" Wow. I had no idea but didn't you just say things like that weren't actually sins."

" They aren't really, but to some people here in the city they are counted as sins and between me and you Frank it's hard dealing with people like that because undermining me in front of the angels is very serious to them, if I don't stop them those people could be cast out or treated terribly and no one wants something like an Archangel mad at them even me."

" I can imagine how that might happen, so that means both the angels and you are incredibly human in terms of your emotions and feelings."

" Yes, actually most entity's end up at this point emotions are generally similar throughout all even the eldritch have the same ones and they are an odd groups between you and I."

" That's interesting to know, Eldritch like the lovecraft books."

" Yes, OH I should mention all gods are real and while most of their stores aren't the most accurate their personalities are largely what the stores say they are so they are incredibly dangerous but they have to be kept around to prevent the destruction of their respective religions. Oh and some of us gods get together and play poker every few millenia."

" Who wins, and how do you prevent cheating in games like that?"

" I do and I do."

" Of course. What happens when a pantheon dies, you said a destruction of religion?"

" When a god or religion figure is killed they are erased from memory and history to anyone without supernatural powers they never existed angels are also the same for example, did you know that several recorded angels have been erased because Lucifer and his group killed them during the war."

" No I didn't know any of that wow."

" Yea crazy anyway Frank listen man I'm gonna get going so you can process this and find your daughter, an angel will show you out. Goodbye for now Frank."

" Goodbye for now my Lord."

Timestops again and Enel appears outside the same Underworld Bar he started at and walks back inside.

" I'm back, shots on me!"