Good Intentions

For a moment, the scene was silent, but the leader was already talking in a low voice as he ordered the two teams to take the opportunity to surround this lunatic called Deadpool.

Wade had slipped away too quickly earlier, and they had been unable to lock onto his location.

Now that this guy actually dared to stop moving and start talking, they naturally couldn't let go of this opportunity to surround and kill him.

Wade, who was behind the fridge, yelled as if he hadn't noticed. He pressed down on his crotch with one hand and exerted strength with the other.

He pulled something out of his pants and waved it around from behind the fridge on his gun. "I surrender, I surrender. Let's talk it out. The world is so beautiful, there's no need to be so violent."

The criminals: "…"

They saw a dirty and ragged pair of underwear reeking of good intentions as it hung off the gun.