The Heaven-Defying Luck Of an Octopus

Wade hugged one of the androids and started yammering away on the team channel. "Oh my god, an ally. That scared me to death…"

Luke didn't want to bother with this mutant baby. He simply had the androids rinse Wade off in the ocean before tossing him onto the Quinjet.

Going out into the ocean for some hanky panky – he deserved to be turned into sh*t.

If the couple hadn't been playing around, Wade wouldn't have almost turned into fish sh*t.

Of course, Luke didn't hate this sort of guy who could draw out the boss's ire to the max. After all, he had lured out the octopus!

Wade didn't forget to ask, "Bro, where's my wife? You didn't lose her, did you? … How much money can I get this time? … This armor can be considered workplace damage, right? Hm, I got a workplace injury, right?"

Luke didn't answer anything except the question about his wife.

If he responded, this guy would definitely perk up even more.