Murphy's Law

The elevator kept climbing upward, getting further and further away from the ground. Zhang Heng heard the sound of a female voice, explaining the elevator's set up. It was probably a recording that played automatically whenever it sensed passengers. Amid the message, the woman's voice suddenly disappeared, and on came a male voice.

"Such a pity that all of you made the wrong decision."

"Oh, Evil Scientist. You've finally shown up! Now, why is that? Are you worried that we'll come up there and kick your butt? Don't fret. We'll be there very soon," said the bald man.

"Do you think you can stop me as you did three years ago? For the past three years, I've been searching for ways to become bigger and stronger ever since that failure. Today, I'm a completely changed man! You people, on the other hand... I saw your little performance outside..."

"Hahaha! How was it? Did you wet your pants?"