This Is Reality

When Mr. Coffee arrived, reporters were already swarming the parking lot.

"Let the victim's family go in first," said Mr. Coffee as he lifted the cordon.

At the same time, a blonde policewoman who was standing nearby suddenly walked over and stopped him.

"Sorry, no entry here."

"I didn't want to do this, since I've despised such people in the novels and movies. But one has to admit, it's pretty cool doing it once in a while," Mr. Coffee coughed lightly, before suddenly turning serious, "Who is your chief? Ask him to come see me..."

The policewoman frowned. "Sir, if you continue to cause trouble, I'll have to arrest you," she insisted sternly.

"I bet you won't do it, because, let me tell you what's going to happen. In exactly half a minute, your phone is going to ring, and your chief will ask you to let me go in," Mr. Coffee smiled.