Chapter Four: Feng Yi

Day 27 Month 10 Year 1302 of the Exalted Era

For the second time in his life Feng Yi was dragged into this throne room. Also for the second time in his life he got dragged just as he was preparing himself to stick it into a real nice conquest of his.

Naturally being interrupted right before sex, for the second time no less, Feng Yi was thinking of some colorful descriptions of her royal stupid, mother-fucking, blue-balling bitch highness.

"What the FUCK do YOU want!"

The tone he talked with was naturally interpreted as commanding respect and pride. Almost the tone proper for a monarch. Or the tone of a man who had just gotten stripped of his hard fought spoils of war.

The queen was naturally taken aback by his intense reaction.

"we um We are willing to discuss the terms of you being the king consort." Her voice almost stuttering out of unpreparedness.

Feng Yi naturally didn't miss the fact that she seemed unsettled, nervous even. He also didn't miss out on little details, like everything being exactly as he remembered. Not one thing out of place, not even the height of the guards or the wrinkles in the face of the ugly old man. That could only mean that the place they where in ran at a different speed. The only logical explanation was that the planet was moving at a significantly closer spear to the speed of light than his planet.

Truthfully this past year had been hell for him, no job, no school even with girls he hadn't had sex for almost the full year, this contributed of course to his fury when being summoned. But seeing how he had the advantage right now he decided to press it.

"We have nothing to discuss, I will not be your king consort."

The queen obviously distressed almost shouted out.

"THIS IS precise what we wanted to discuss, I am willing to share an equal position with you as king reagent."

"And this would entail what, to be exact?"

"Complete freedom and the same authority as me, financially you will be provided for and have a stipend of 40 golden wyverns every month, accumulable."

Feng Yi didn't know what golden wyverns where but it didn't sound cheap.

"50 golden wyverns, no less."

"Agreed."

Being that he was pulled away from his world blue balled, Feng Yi was ready to jump on the queen.

"Well then" he said " I think we should seal the deal ASAP."

The queen blushed as he reached for her chest, and slapped his hand away.

"All in good time, for now let's fit you with an identity bracelet."

...

Day 28 Month 10 Year 1302 of the Exalted Era

Feng Yi was pacing the floor looking at his new bracelet.

'Show my stats.'

Just a thought was all that was needed for a screen to pop out of the bracelet. A screen that only he could see, supposedly.

Name: Feng Yi Gender: Male Status: Normal
Type: Human Sub-type:N/A Class: King
Rank: W- Level: 0/0. Power Index:517

HP:100 Stamina: 70/70

Defense: 30 EP: 0:8/8
Strength: 80 Agility: 210 Mind: 110

Currency:40 golden wyverns

Servants: Angelika 
Skills


Unique Skills

[Intellectual(Race Skill)]

Paths

As impressive as the screen looked he had been previously explained that this was pretty much the most basic and pathetic stats of an adult human being. Almost as bad as those of nobles who had not trained a day in any kind of exercise or martial art. Because of his weak body and virtually useless energy he was assigned a guard by his "love".

Not being an idiot, Feng Yi knew that he couldn't trust that the bracelet would keep his privacy. Just as he couldn't trust his new personal "maid" that he was given the to him.

"Angelika" he called out to her, and a few seconds later she appeared as if from thin air.

"Yes my liege?" She was tall blonde that had curves in all the right places.

"I want to go to the market tomorrow, can you arrange that?"

"Is shall be done."