The Unusual Rebirth and a failure of a god

unknown void,

'YOU DID A MARVELOUS JOB EDDIE ESLICK, NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GET YOUR REWARD!!!' said a booming voice that resounded in the void as a man dressed in a green vest along with wooden sandals and black pants looked bored, his purple eyes were dull with barely contained tiredness as his black hair swayed in the void,

"Cut the crap Edus, I have held up my end of the deal and saved that fucked up world now send me to a peaceful world like Earth so that I can finally have my rest," said Eddie as the booming voice quieted down before it spoke again in an embarrassed tone,

'SORRY EDDIE, IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE SOMEONE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO ACTUALLY COMPLETE THE TAST BESTOWED ON THEM BY A CELESTIAL INSTEAD OF GOING OFF IN SEARCH OF ADVENTURE OR A HAREM AND WHAT NOT, I CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL PRIDEFUL THAT SOMEONE I HAD PICKED UP HAD MANAGED TO COMPLETE THEIR TASK OF SAVING A WORLD' the voice said as Eddie yawned,

"I did not have much of a choice did I?" he said tiredly as he remembered all the sh*t he had gone through all these years,

a few years ago, he was but a normal 20-year-old man searching for a part-time job to fulfill his hobby of lazing around in his house most of the time, this would actually not be much of a problem to him as he was someone that was hailed as a genius since he was little, he was especially talented in engineering and computers, but just as he was enjoying his life in comfort, this failure of a god called as 'Edus The Restorer' had abducted him from Earth and forced him into a situation where he had to decide between being reborn in a specific world that neede saving or being thrown into that same world randomly, now there was no way he was going to be reborn in an unknown world and risk being reborn as an adult without any time to prepare, or worse, be reborn into a woman, so he did the wise thing of choosing his own starting point,

Edus belonged to the race of creatures known as Celestials who were, for a lack of better words, Gods, literal Gods, but unlike what Humanity and the rest of the universe would think, they were not some kind of biased omnipotent beings, they were essentially glorified guards, and the entire multiverse was the building that they were guarding, however, a Celestial was not allowed to interfere with the material world directly for if they tried to do so, their immeasurable power would end up destroying the universe they were trying to meddle with, thus they would sometimes choose sentient creatures to do their bidding, such was the case with Eddie, but one thing was for sure,

Edus was a massive failure as a god,

When he had plucked Eddie from the earth, it was a mistake by him, he was actually aiming for a retired war veteran who was walking just a few feet away from Eddie when he was eating, but because of his mistake he dragged Eddie instead, then, when Eddie had chosen to take on the quest of saving an E rank difficulty world from destruction, a world of swords and magic, he was instead accidentally thrown into what was known to his people back on earth as the Naruto world, or as the Celestials called it, the Elemental Nations, an S rank difficulty world,

but this was not the end of the blunders that Edus had caused, if it were then he would not be labeled as the greatest failure as a Celestial,

When Eddie was reborn as an infant, he was supposed to receive a gift from the Celestial that he represented according to the difficulty of the world, but instead of receiving a huge benefit suitable to an S rank world, like the Saiyan lineage or something else, he received something that was deemed as a necessity in even an E ranked world, the healing factor of Wolverine, something that the holders of the Bijuu in this world naturally had from the moment the tailed beasts were sealed in them, as if this blunder was not enough, Eddie was reincarnated into the body of a civilian child that had abysmal level of chakra, so much so that when Eddie had tried to enter the Ninja Academy in Konoha at the age of five, he was flat out rejected,

but fortunately, Eddie himself was able to make up for the failures of his boss, he used his genius intellect to study the Strong fist of Might Guy along with the eight inner gates in secret when he was training Rock Lee, even though he had some....explosive accidents while practicing the technique by himself, thanks to his healing factor, he managed to learn the technique until he was just as strong, if not stronger than Might Guy, but as he was someone who had read the manga, he knew very well that when compared to BOSS level characters like Naruto, Sasuke, Madara, and Kaguya, he stood no chance,

Thus he made a plan that shook the world,

he hid until Madara appeared in his old form and battled Might Guy while Naruto and Sasuke were busy taking lessons from the living fossil that was the Rikudo Senin, he waited until Might Guy used all of his power to seriously injure Madara, and then he moved,

He did not even wait for Madara to use his powers to heal before he directly released all of his eight gates, including the gate of death before he jump scared the dumbfounded Madara while performing the 'Night Guy' technique, but thanks to the healing factor, he quickly recovered from the deadly technique as even though the technique squeezed out his heart's chakra, his healing restored it back to normal, he continued to spam 'Night Guy' technique until he ran out of stamina and his healing factor stopped working,

after he was done, there simply existed noting of Madara, with this major BOSS out of the way it would be easy for Naruto and Sasuke to take care of Obito and Zetsu, preventing Kaguya from ever awakening, thus he had completed his mission,

'I KNOW EDDIE THAT IS WHY I HAVE MADE PREPARATIONS FOR YOUR GIFT ALREADY, I WILL BE SENDING YOU TO AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF EARTH THAT IS SET IN THE FUTURE, ALSO, YOU WILL BE REINCARNATED AS THE ONLY SON OF A VERY INFLUENTIAL COUPLE THAT OWNN ALMOST HALF OF THE WORLD' Edus said as the dull purple eyes of Eddie finally lit up in glee,

'Finally, I can live a calm and lazy life without having to do anything' he thought to himself as Edus opened a portal near Eddie, but then he spoke up once again,

'OH! AND BEFORE I FORGET, I HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE STANDARD REWARD SET BY THE CELESTIAL COUNCIL' he said as a ball of light suddenly dashed towards Eddie and entered his mind without giving him time to react,

"what was that?" he asked curiously as Edus replied,

'THAT WAS A BASIC SYSTEM, IT IS NOT CAPABLE OF DOING MUCH, ONLY SHOWING YOUR STATUS AND MODIFYING YOUR BODY AND BRINGING OUT THE FULL POTENTIAL OF YOUR NEW BODY'S GENETICS IN YOUR NEXT LIFE AUTOMATICALLY, NOW GO' he said as Eddie walked towards the portal that had opened near him,

But just as Eddie entered the portal, calamity once again struck with a vengeance,

'EDUS YOU IDIOT!!!! THAT PORTAL LEADS TO ONE OF THE PROTOTYPE WORLDS THAT HAS VERY FEW RULES GOVERNING IT AND PREVENTING ITS DEMISE!!!!!' came a feminine voice that was filled with shock,

'CIALNIS? WAIT WHAT??' shouted Edus as Eddie, the pitiful victim shouted in rage as he disappeared into the portal,

"DAMN YOU EDUS, YOU FAILURE OF A GOD!!!!!"

Another blunder in the infinitely long list of mistakes made by this failure of a god.

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Heavenly Star Empire, Imperial Capital,

In one of the two palaces located near the throne of the empire known as 'The Twin Castles', a young boy of 15 years of age can be seen lying on his bed as if he was dead, but soon, he slowly opened his purple eyes which shone with rage and annoyance as his face contorted in a strange way,

"Just you wait Edus, one day, I will find my way to you and give you a beating that will make you regret ever being born" he mumbled as a string of colorful words soon left his mouth directed towards a certain God,

And thus, the second son of Zhong Zhen, the emperor of Heavenly Star Empire, Zhong Lei was replaced with a strange existence known as Eddie Eslick.