CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

"Sir Tycon!" Athena Vanzano beamed, "Hi! Welcome! These are the Stormbrands! What d'you think?"

Tycondrius had to control himself to not shy away from the positive radiance the young lady was emitting. She was like a child presenting her favorite material possession. Knowing her... Tycon had to restrain himself. If he was uncareful with his words, Athena would pout.

...which was also somewhat like a child.

...which, considering their differing ages, she was.

Tycon forced a polite smile, "What is... going on here?"

Besides 'Orcus', the various Stormbrands all had mismatched armor as well. It seemed only Athena and Tanamar, were actually armed and armored well... as well as a rough-looking fellow in a dark coat similar to Tycon's own. The mix of Bronze-Rank adventurers and a few Iron-Ranks lazed about on the ground or seated upon their packs.

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