CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

Kleitos had a weapon and Lone did not. One would think he was at a disadvantage.

But it wasn't a 100% advantage. It was more like a... a half advantage. Or a less-than-half advantage.

The reason for this was that Lone had a secret weapon, a trump card-- something he'd been hiding that he was very good at. That would give him an advantage. That would cancel out Kleitos' advantage.

So... what was really happening was Kleitos had a 0% advantage.

"It's gonna feel good putting my hard steel into your soft flesh!!" Kleitos yelled, lunging forward with a two-handed sword swing.

Lone dodged the attack easily, using the momentum to fall onto his back, "Come at me, bro!!"

He pointed the soles of his bare feet at his opponent, ready for the next attack.

"Lord Ranger..." The scribe looked on with worry, "What are you doing?"

"Not now, Mister Scribe. I'm in a fight."

Kill Switch