CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

Tycondrius had found an interesting synergy in two of his magic items.

The first item was the Sword of Venom.

⟬ Sword of Venom. Third Circle Magical Katana. Target injured may be afflicted by severe poison damage. Soulbound to host. ⟭

Sol Invictus member, Dragan, had sent a long, curved blade via the Courier's Guild, delivered by the newest member of their guild, Popoto Potata Pota.

The weapon was originally stolen from a slaver in the Kingdom over a year prior. At the time, it was enchanted with frost magic. It seemed that Dragan had the silvery blade re-enchanted, as now it was coated with a waxy sheen of debilitating injury poison.

While functionally the same, Tycon was not keen on using a sword enchanted with frost mana. Cold made him uncomfortable. On the opposite end of the spectrum, he had a natural disposition towards poisons.

...Tycon wanted to use the weapon, solely based on personal preference.

Kept for Amusement