CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

⟬ Outside the Caeruleum Coliseum. ⟭

Tycondrius and Zenon accompanied Team Athena to the tournament registration booth, with the newest addition of the pink-haired archer, Parthenope.

Upon speaking with one of the city officials, Tycon discovered an annoying... inconvenience.

The two girls needed a proper, legal, Tyrion 'adult', in order to register.

The participation of well-known noble houses in the martial tournament provided a great influx of wealth to Caeruleum. House Vanzano and House Aldini both qualified for this.

Both girls were the age that they could legally join the military and even legally pair with a husband. They could legally fight and die for their nation... they could legally create offspring... yet under Tyrion law, they did not qualify as 'adults.'

Tycon did not have any official documents to prove his citizenship. He did have a boot. The attending official also had an orifice that he could shove his boot into.

Registration