Righteousness

"BOY!!!" Dwarf Harkus gnashed his teeth in rage, "You can't just tug on a man's beard like that!! It's. Rude!!"

It seemed that no one noticed Tycondrius' subtle attack. He was not amongst peers with very high levels of combat perception. 

"Hmph," Tycon rolled his eyes. "I would like to inform the lot of you that Holy Magus Antonidus' beard is in fact, real."

"Of course, it's real!" Harkus insisted. "If you can't trust a man's beard, how can you live your life trusting anything at all?!"

The enforcer who spoke earlier stepped forward... "Gentlemen... if I may, it would be rude to make the Archbishop wait..."

...

Centurion Zenon put all of his strength into his fist, throwing it directly at Maboc's face. 

"Gaze into the fist of the RIGHTEOUS!!!"