CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

The pilum sped past Maximus... and cleanly pierced the dovahkiin's arena partner's abdomen. The human flew off of his feet, and the bloody end stuck deep into the sands.

Tycondrius grinned. That person was finished. ⌈Eviscerate⌋ was not a normal Skill.

The crowd roared. They jeered, they booed. Whatever it was, Tycon decided to take it as a compliment. He waved politely to his many admirers, whipping them into an even greater frenzy.

"Boss...?" Pale grimaced, "Wh... what happens now?"

Tycon scoffed, "Tss. Young man... I believe you already know the answer. This is *your* training, not mine."

"Boss..." Pale sniffed like he was about to cry, "You... you want me to fight Maximus by myself, don't you?"

"Very astute, Spear Hero," Tycon sneered. "Now, go. Show me the pride of Sol Invictus."

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK!!!!" Theo tried to hold it in, but he loosed a scream of agony.

Can You Continue?