CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

That was enough for Tycondrius to intervene. Thus far in this Realm, he'd only met a single god he liked... and the sea god was not Hades.

Anyroad, he doubted that killing these few sahuagin would incur the sea god's wrath... as he or she didn't seem like a particularly caring individual.

He preferred it that way... as when time was not a factor, he preferred cheaply traveling by sea rather than by air.

Tycon snatched up a hard-shell crab who was crawling by.

'I apologize, Mister Krabs,' He whispered.

"Do it, coward!!" Krysaos shouted to the sahuagin leader with a face covered in tears and sand, "Are you a man or NOT?! I BET YOU WON'T!!"

Tycon tried not to roll his eyes as he pitched the unlucky crab at Krysaos' captor. It struck the fellow in the head and sent him crashing back into the waves.

...The crab righted itself and escaped into the waters, confused but unhurt.

Children of the Sea God