CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

One of Krysaos' stories, in particular, was strongly influenced by a well-known tale of the Kingdom's current Fleet Admiral, Grand-Capitaine Chantal De la Croix.

In it, Krysaos (actually Sea Wolf Sect Leader Lang Hai) made a futile attempt to commandeer the ship of Guillaume De la Croix, Chantal's father and her predecessor. However, in Krysaos' version, he was successful, reducing Guillaume to a caricature of the storied hero he was.

The mutiny resulted in exuberant worship from Chantal... and he described her oversized breasts in fantastic detail.

He also strongly implied that he laid with her and that her sexual prowess was only, by his words, 'so-so'.

Krysaos then went on to boast that he had used guile and superior swordsmanship to defeat and kill all the old, monstrous High-Captains under Guillaume's command... eventually banishing the Fleet Admiral to live the rest of his short life ashore and in shame.

Troia’s Quest